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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:38:00 -
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Occasionally, as a member of the IEEE...one must visit that pit..Jita.
So there's a can out there. 'FREE STUFF' and the owner of the can. Sitting pretty near it.
Double check...corp of one. And I'm sitting in the iteron of doom... So, I take from the can.
And the fight is *ON*, and I kill him pretty darn quickly. Kestrel dies to Iteron..news at 11. Scoop the
loot..Hey..nice, arbalest rocket launchers.
So, I get this conversation, and find someone who just doesn't get it...
Idiot > lol Idiot > can I have my stuff back Me > No. Idiot > :( why? Me > Those are going to look real nice on my merlin :) Idiot > they're not even tech II Idiot > I'm poor Me > I can't use the Tech 2. Idiot > that was my only ship Me > They're the meta 4. And I don't beleive you. Idiot > they were a gift from a friend Me > Floks who can bait know what they are doing. 'Free Stuff' indeed. Idiot > lol... I wanted to try out the bait Idiot > I couldn't have killed you if I wanted to Me > You're right there. Idiot > so why don't you trade wth me? Me > Because...I could sell this stuff for some decent isk. Idiot > it's going to take me weeks to make back that ISK Idiot > give me half of it atleast Idiot > after all it's mine Me > No..now its mine. Idiot > why do you have to be mean Me > If you wanted to 'try it out' you could have put cheap launchers on there. Idiot > I need it more than you Me > You thought you had an easy kill. Idiot > I told you my ship was fitted by my corp friend Me > You're in a corp alone. Idiot > easy kill are you serious? Idiot > other corp Idiot > old corp Me > Normally, between an industrial and a frigate..the industrial melts. Idiot > you took all my cap in seconds Idiot > there was no way I was going to beat you Idiot > poor skills Idiot > maybe in a few months Me > You're 9 months old. Idiot > with a better ship Idiot > give me my stuff Idiot > barely walking Idiot > you're 3 years old Idiot > not fair Idiot > give me my stuff Me > You had the choice to check before going in for a kill. Idiot > I didn't think you'd be mean and blow my ship up Idiot > I even stopped firing Me > You tried to de-aggress..not the same thing. Idiot > give me my stuff Me > Or you'll what..undock in another over-priced ship and get it blown up from under you? Idiot > I don't have any more ships... that one wasn't insured Idiot > if you don't believe me see that I can't undock Idiot > if you don't give me my stuff I'll have my friend put a bounty on you for 6 months Me > You can undock..you're in a pod. Pods can undock. Me > Oh, please! Me > A nice big bounty. Me > I travel low sec a lot..someone will hunt me down. Idiot > he knows some bounty corps Me > There's no such thing...there are mercenary corps..and you did somethign stupid...
At this point..I go afk.
Idiot > c'mon just be nice Idiot > accept Idiot > you'll probably make three times that Idiot > you're a seasond player you should be an example Idiot > dude... Idiot > don't be an idiot Idiot > HEY THERE MR I'M SO COOL Idiot > accept the contract Idiot > or give me my stuff back Idiot > you knpw what... forget it Idiot > consider it a scrap of meat for the dog you are
continued... --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:40:00 -
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And, conversation closes. So I start to fly off in a random direction...get a bunch of jumps away when I notice a
contract. The guy sent me a 'want to gift'...wants me to send him 5 million isk...for 'reimbursement'. So, I reject
it and start a conversation.
Me > You're kidding me with this contract..right? Me > You're out another 10,000 isk for the broker fee.. Idiot > why don't you want to pay me Idiot > you took what was rightfully mine and you're not returning it even though I told you I had nothing much Idiot > how much is your frozen corpse worth to you? Idiot > where's my stuff? if you don't give it back the corp I hired will get your corpse back to me where I will
hang it in my hangar bay Me > You make empty threats. Idiot > I'll count to 5 and the contract for your corpse will be final unless you send me 5mil ISK now Idiot > 5 Idiot > 4 Idiot > 3 Idiot > 2 Me > I've got to ask..how much you going to pay for my corpse? :) Idiot > 500mil Idiot > 1 Me > Go for it. Idiot > 0 Idiot > lol... I'm kiddng Idiot > got you didn't I Me > Enjoy your wardec. Idiot > lol Idiot > your corpse is only worth 1mil Idiot > enjoy yours
And I start the vote :) (stupid, 24 hour vote...)
A bit later:
Idiot > hello Idiot > have you thought about giving me my items back? Me > Only when you bring it up repeatedly. Idiot > why can't you just be nce man Idiot > how do you open up a trade? Idiot > helloooooo... Me > Right click 'trade' Me > If you're in the same system. Me > Er..same station.l Idiot > oh... that's why it doesn't show up Idiot > where are you now? Idiot > and who's Naomi? Me > Naomi's my daughter. Idiot > she's cute Idiot > how would she feel if she knew daddy was being mean?
At which point..I send him a freeform, 5 mil collateral. Descritption is for the 2x arbalest missle launchers.
Me > Check your contracts. Idiot > it's ok man... I was only messing about Idiot > I was joking when I said I don't have any money Idiot > just wanted to see if you had a conscience and you do... good man The dumbass actually rejected the contract out of hand thinking I was being 'nice'...So I'll explain it to him...
Me > Actually..if you had looked at the contract Me > You would have paid me 5 mil Me > For nothing. Idiot > :) Idiot > it's a good thing I have a good conscience then... Idiot > I'm craving peach Idiot > so where are you from? Idiot > are you still there? Idiot > hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Idiot > it's 5am here in london so I'm gonna go in a bit... are you there? Idiot > do you want anything? Me > I'm vaguely here. Me > You're the one who convo'd me. Idiot > no I was asking if you wanted anything before I signed out Me > Enjoy your wardec. Idiot > I was just being polite Me > o/ Idiot > are you serious about the wardeck? Idiot > I'll just rejoin the science and trade institute if that's your plan Me > Started the vote right after you threatened me with being a meat popsicle. Idiot > don't waste your money Idiot > I was kidding Me > I can pay for the wardec with those arbalest launchers.. Idiot > you're taking this way too seriously Me > So its free. Idiot > but you can't wardeck me if I'm in a starter corp Idiot > and I can use my alt to manage this corp Idiot > you're hardly causing any problems Idiot > and it's kinda immature
Right... ooookay then.. (continued) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:43:00 -
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Me > Let me put it this way...all these conversations are being laughed about right now on several
bulletin boards. Me > I'm sewing the tale so far for packaging and distribution on the eve online forums. Idiot > I don't care lol Idiot > did you stop to think that maybe they're laughing at you Idiot > after all you fell for it Me > Aha....right. Idiot > I'll do the same Idiot > Mr. Mature Idiot > why are you taking this personally though? it strikes me as though you have some issues that need to be
heard Me > Look..I would have completely forgotten about this as less than noteworthy. Except for the audacity
of that contract. Idiot > loooooooooooool Idiot > you rejected Idiot > what's the big deal Idiot > this is a GAME Idiot > you seem like a nice fellow Idiot > don't take it personally Me > Of course I rejected it. Why pay you? But at the same time. I had to wonder..what is this person
thinking? That I'm some kind of rube that he can try to bully around? Idiot > you got the items and sold it for ISK Idiot > I wasn't bullying you man... Idiot > bullying would mean you had no choice Me > No, threatening to sicc your buddies on me? Sounds mighty threatening to me. Idiot > what buddies... look at my corp details man Idiot > lol you crack me up Me > Idiot > where's my stuff? if you don't give it back the corp I hired will get your corpse back to
me where I will hang it in my hangar bay Idiot > hahahaha Me > Sounds very threatening to me. Idiot > ok look man... if I pay you what you owe me will you calm down Me > I'm perfectly calm. You misunderstand of course. There are consequences for doing things in this
game. Idiot > consequences? Idiot > for joking about? who's threatening now? Idiot > I have an idea... why not join my corp? Idiot > that way you'll see that I wasn't serious about the threats
Okay....this guy *must* be dumb..dumb like a rock...So I'll explain why this is a bad idea.
Me > Look...that has to be the *stupidest* thing I've ever heard. Me > I would *pod* *you* *repeatedly* Idiot > lol Idiot > you sure do have a temper Idiot > what's the issue now? Me > I'm just incredulous...that you'd even consider having me join your corp. You are quite possibly the
stupidest person I've run into yet. Idiot > it got you angry Me > Look...If I were to join your corp. I would have free reign, without concord intervention, to kill
you repeatedly. Me > Inviting me to do so, is quite possibly, the most idiotic thing I've ever heard of. Idiot > not really... the first sign of trouble and I'll remove you Idiot > butnthat's besides the point Idiot > what's the real issue here... are you just killing time and venting on me? Me > You can't remove me from your corp, unless I dock somewhere. Idiot > again, besides the point... why are angry? Idiot > you* Me > I'm not angry...you keep thinking I am. I'm...flabbergasted frankly. How do you keep breathing? Have occasional reminders sent to you or something? Idiot > They say that when someone is insulting it's a sure sign that they have a poor vocabulary... Don't you know that the way you act is a reflection of the environment you were brought up in? Idiot > Now, if you would please stop being rude and tell me why you're making a big deal out of this? Idiot > You took my stuff from the cargo container and I'm fine with that. Idiot > You tried to scam me out of 5mil and I forgive you for that too. Idiot > You insult me repeatedly and I'm letting that pass. Idiot > You threaten to wardeck me.
Further continued below.... --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 06:45:00 -
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Me > Oh, that's not a threat..just give it...oh, another 44 hours or so... Me > You should be getting mail in about 20. Idiot > I'll just join the Science and Trade Institute you fool. Idiot > I can't believe how STUPID you are. Idiot > You should cancel the wardeck if you want to save your ISK Idiot > I'll even compensate you if it can't be reimbursed. Idiot > Are you going to be mature about this or what? Me > Perfectly. Wardec should start in 44 hours or so...I can't be bothered to check the exact time. Idiot > I'll be in the Science and Trade Institute by then. Idiot > I'll also have my buddies in a bigger coalition wardeck you. Idiot > Or we could just stop the silliness right here and now. Idiot > sillyness* Me > You see...You've been either 'joking' or 'bluffing' all evening. Me > So I'm just going to call the bluff. Idiot > I've been joking. Are you joking? Me > Not at all. Me > This is of course..serious business...as all internet spaceships are. Idiot > You do realize it's pointless to wardeck me. Idiot > My alt doesn't leave the station. Idiot > I'll be in another corp... Me > I'm just waiting for: Idiot > I'll also have my buddies in a bigger coalition wardeck you. Idiot > Is any of this getting through to you? I'm not wardecking you... Idiot > I just wanted to show you that threats are empty. Me > You're doing a real bad job of that. Idiot > Are you saying you believe my threat of wardecking you? Me > Why not? Idiot > Only time will show that I was joking. Idiot > You are not someone that takes jokes lightly I see. Idiot > So, let bygones be bygones? Idiot > o/ my hand is extended in friendship Me > Look...you want to joke..joke with your friends. You want to joke with a perfect stranger? Idiot > Well, you're hardly a perfect stranger if you blow my ship up and take my stuff now are you? Idiot > o/ friends Me > Wow. Get some sleep man...see you in about 43 hours or so. Idiot > How much does a wardeck cost? Me > 50 mil per week. Idiot > really? Idiot > I was going to send you some ISK to cancel the wardeck but 50mil is too much. Me > Oh, the dec hasn't actually gone off yet...there's a 24 hour vote. Me > Then there's a 24 hour waiting period before fighting starts. Me > So, no money's actually gotten paid. Idiot > If there's a way to cancel it before you start it I advise you to... I won't be in this corp. Idiot > unless you cancel it ofcourse Me > Nope...dec will start as soon as I log on after the vote completes. Idiot > it's your ISK you're wasting Idiot > I'm in the process of training some level 5's so I won't be signing on much... Idiot > Why wardeck me when you're the only one in your corp and you won't know where I am? Me > At any rate...see you tomorrow...and the day after o/ Idiot > but you won't see me if I'm wardecked... that's what I'm trying to tell you
And I quit the converastion...well not 30 seconds later:
Idiot > I'll see you online but I won't fight you so wardecking me is pointless Idiot > you know I'm making sense Idiot > friends? Idiot > Zedrik? Idiot > at least not enemies? Me > Wow... Me > See you soon.
And I close the conversation...again..right back at me.
Idiot > stop jumping out of the conversation man Idiot > I just want to say... no hard feelings... and take it easy Me > Night. Idiot > and you're a very lucky man to have a baby as cute as Naomi Idiot > Goodnight o/
So I finally close the convo and it stays closed... Let's see what happens in the next...40'ish hours or so. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:30:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Thurner Haha, awesome
Fancy revealing his name?
Oh, I wouldn't do that..That might be against forum rules and embarrass the poor chap..
But, for avid readers who might want to know. There is this fine website out there called 'Battleclinic' where there is this 'killboard'
And they seem to be keeping track of all my kills and losses lately automatically... I'm pretty sure I only killed one Kestrel yesterday. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: yeomen I normally don't approve of rubbing people's failures in their faces in the form of forum posts (that's not a flame, just my humble opinion) but this guy is so mind numbingly stupid that....I just....I don't even know how to put it into words.
"Idiot > ok look man... if I pay you what you owe me will you calm down"
I can't believe you didn't milk him for a while.
I wasn't going to even bring up the kill.. The original set of tears were okay-ish. The contract for reimbursment is what made it post worthy.
I only really tried to milk him good once by claiming a dec was 50 mil. The guy's obviously rather clueless. And heck.. I'm not really a scammer, don't have the stomach for it. (Extortion, Pillage, Candy from Babies sure..but scam?)
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Sky Grunthor
Are there fake mails there? If so, dispute them and we will investigate. You could also suggest that your "Idiot" go check it out and hang out there a while. I'm sure if he asks some questions he will get some good advice.
BatteClinic Fight Smart!
No no..The mails are all correct. I'm just pointing out the kill that may or may not be 'Idiot' for those who may be interested in finding out. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.29 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank That moron was lucky it was you he was talking to. Far to well mannered Zedrik! I like that it completely escapes him that he was trying to trick and murder an innocent pilot.
I had one guy repeatedly trying to convo me, open station trades and send me contracts requesting his money back which I'd taken, but it wasn't nearly as funny as this guy, more just constant begging.
I hope there's an update.
An innocent pilot? I'm a lot of things, but innocent is not one of them. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.30 01:11:00 -
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An Update!
Ladies and gentlemen..I've just received an eve-mail from 'Idiot'.
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2009.05.29 21:12 I thought this issue was resolved but you had to come in with your alt or send your friends to harrass me.
You brought this on yourself.
Okay, so which one of y'all have been paying special attention to a certain pilot? --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.30 04:22:00 -
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And of course..I fail...
I proposed a vote..but never actually voted apparently Well...another 24 hours of voting..(proposed, and immediately voted) *WHEE* --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.05.30 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: Nephilius I personally would love to see the loadout for the Iteron of Doom...sounds like epic win through and through.
Again, battleclinic being a fine place..I've actually posted the thing.
Yes it all fits...its kinda cap stable if you don't abuse the neut too hard and take reload time into account (or use something other than antimatter :)
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.31 04:31:00 -
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Further update...it turns our our 'idiot' has enlisted 'idiot alt' to take over his corporation... Which means that 'idiot' will be entering an NPC corporation. Unfortunately for him, I seem to have some friends. Just an excerpt (Names have been changed to, protect the gank-squadders from detection until its too late):
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Just this Guy I know > humorously, I've asked A friend to send Idiot a love mail about being rude and all that Just this Guy I know > and if he leaves his corp, his ass is grass and we're riding mowers.
In other news...Idiot's moved himself out to Hoodie space. And is hiding in a quafe station in 0.5 space. Where of course..I'm waiting.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.05.31 20:19:00 -
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Well gentlemen, our idiot in question has indeed jumped corp. Not to the NPC corp, so there's a dec vote in progress...I'm going to be in contact with the ceo of said corp, and see what's on their mind. Wether or not they knew the guy was an idiot..etc. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.31 23:43:00 -
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So I've contacted the defense coordinator for the guys.
Me > Good afternoon. Defense Guy > hello Me > You probably don't know me from a hole in the ground...but I'd like to talk to you about one of your new members :) Defense Guy > alright Me > He's a real idiot, and has switched corporations to get away from a wardec...You'll have one incoming soon. Me > But before i get too far...have a read: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1084534 Defense Guy > who is this we are talking about ? Me > Idiot Me > Have a read..have a laugh. Me > At any rate...he's hanging out in.. Habu Me > And if the rest of your guys offer no resistance, I won't be riding rough-shod over any random targets I run across. Defense Guy > well he didnt join to escape a war dec btw .... this is an old corp of his if you look under his employment history ... our ceo who is an RL friend has just gotten back on eve. had a graphics problem with the update. Me > Eh, didn't do that much research...Doesn't stop him from being an idiot tho :) Defense Guy > hehe Defense Guy > well he is my friend so i will not hold anything against him Me > At any rate...Vote was started a few hours ago...Dec will go live soon after that...figured I'd give a friendly head's up before starting to kill stuff. Defense Guy > but i would have to admit the kestral thing with the kill board was pretty funny Me > So I'm going to be killing him for a while. If nobody else gets in my way, I won't be going around and trying to smash everything in the teeth. Defense Guy > ... word of warning ... not to try to start anything of course, i undertand you motives. i will not get in your way for the first kill on him or when he is in high sec. but if he comes down to our low sec area you will be having to get through Defense Guy > CoC and HAC Defense Guy > i can let my members know not in high sec but in low sec i have no controll over how my combat members will proceed with the situation Me > I noticed...I'm in like...Djimame right now...just checking out the neighborhood Defense Guy > k Defense Guy > o/ Me > Then again, your corpies might have mentioned I think there've been a few as I've wandered around. Defense Guy > yeah i have heard of you in local Me > Wait a sec..where the hell am I...Exit...this near the damned eve-gate... Defense Guy > lol Defense Guy > yeah Me > Jesus..I've not been here in a freakin dog's age. Defense Guy > hehe Me > You know..did the noob-pilgramage :) Defense Guy > yeah i think everyone does at least once Me > At any rate, just figured I'd pass on a head's up and be friendly like...one idiot's actions shouldn't ruin a bunch of people's days. Defense Guy > ... i respect you for that thank you So my newest friend didn't leave his corp to avoid me...he's just gone back to an old one for no particular reason. Oh well, time will tell. (queue ominous music) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 00:58:00 -
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Oh, and eve-mail from 'Idiot' again.
Quote:
2009.05.31 21:53 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
I guess its time to, move some ships in. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 02:49:00 -
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And yet more communication.
So I'm heading back to HQ to pick up some stuff I'm going to need throw it into the hold of an iteron, and fly it out.
Heading back from the ass-end of space back to more central empire in a shuttle. When, wtf..there's a whole butt-load of of my new friend's corpies. So, lets go snoop. Wow..a mining operation. And, 'idiot' is there...so I'll go flip his can in a shuttle. And, he pretty well instantly books it.
EVE System > Channel changed to Imya Local Channel Me > You know..you're going to be at war in the next 40 hours or so Idiot.. Me > You *might* want to start doing things like..watching local. Me > Paying attention to stuff around you. Random Guy In Local > watching local just wondering what the catch is Me > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1084534 Me > Have a read..its funny. Idiot > haha what a loser Me > You left your drones behind by the way.
I collect his drones, one at a time into the hold of the shuttle, then flip to the can. None of his other corpies are even looking at me sideways methinks.
At some point later...I get more mail from this guy:
2009.06.01 02:32 Zedrik... the drones were a gift... stop chasing me... I'm a dude... and I'm not interested... aren't you getting any in RL?
I'm still pretty sure this guy just doesn't *get* it. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:31:00 -
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So...I get an eve-mail from the guy:
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2009.06.01 03:19 I just don't *get* it. I do... You're an idiot. My friends are laughing at you right now because of this thread. Seriously man, you're the laughing stock of EVE. I just don't *get* it. This is my last email to you buddy. I dare you to post this.
Dare.
And, wall of text incoming...as I just had a nice three way conversation between 'Idiot' someone we'll call 'CEO' and 'Me'...just cutting it up now so hold your water a bit. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:37:00 -
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Me > Yes? CEO > Evening CEO > I am <corp ticker elided>'s CEO Me > I know. CEO > I was inquireing about an issue that happened earlier. Idiot > hello Me > Saw you auto-piloting earlier. CEO > :P Me > You might want to not do that in about 30 hours.. While I'm not really after anyone else but Idiot, I might not be able to resist something like that :) CEO > Ok well first off if you want to wardeck us feel free too. I like pvP myself. And dont let the corps name fool you. CEO > 2nd CEO > your going to have come into a 3 allience teritory to get us in .2 lowesec CEO > because we dont operate in highsec CEO > 3rd. CEO > We love pvp and we outnumber tyou 59 to 1 CEO > and thats just our corp CEO > So now that the infos out I will see you on the battle field I hope adn well have some pew pew fun. CEO > :D Me > Thanks for the head's up. And see you out there. CEO > yep :D CEO > Good to find someon with ba;lls CEO > :D Me > /emote chuckles. "I'm not one to 'joke around' about trying to nail someone to a wall." Me > And for not operating in high sec..that's a pretty nice mining op that's going on.
At this point...I'd wandered back to HQ...gotten what I needed, and wandered back..so I'm sitting cloaked and watching a mining op...
CEO > Good to know. Idiot > Dude, relax.... I'll pay you some more ISK just to shut up. CEO > Yea they like the ores there when theres no war. and the rats are smaller for the noobs Me > You've not paid me any isk Idiot. CEO > but be sure after the wardeck starts every member will be in a combat ship ready to fight CEO > Mybe after the war you'll join us its a lot more fun when you dont have to play by yourself :) Idiot > I have... I paid you 5mil as goodwill... check your transactions Idiot > Iwas telling you I felt bad and wanted things to cool down but you didn't listen CEO > Idiot here is a psych major in college he likes to **** with peoples heads so to speak, though I disagree with his methods thats how he enjoys eve. I dont think he realized how seriosuly people take the game. But its all good. Me > Well I'll be..was a couple days ago..thanks. Idiot > I sent you it again Idiot > Can't we just get along afterall I was only joking... Noneed to be angry Me > The thing is..this isn't serious. I'm not even minorly ****ed. CEO > Idiot its fine if he wants to wardeck us thats cool my pvp guys are getting antsy for a fight anyway Idiot > you posted the chat logs on the forum man... that's no nice Idiot > not* Me > I think CEO gets it. Idiot > but I don't want the new players having to suffer becuse of me CEO > They wont CEO > this is eve people learn by getting blown up. CEO > its how it works CEO > well replace there ships Me > Okay, now I *know* your ceo gets it :) CEO > and train them how not to die again CEO > No biggie Idiot > I do *get* it. I'm just curious why you'd take the mind f*** personally? CEO > Because thats what happens when you **** with someones mind CEO > it wouldnt be a mind **** if it wasnt taken personaly Idiot > he has a small mind C.. take it from me.. I've been in and out and in and out of it Idiot > tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight CEO > I dont insult anyone Me > Because it was an obvious bluff. Called bluff. You folded like a house of cards. CEO > or form oppinons\ Me > Have you even visited the forums and looked at the other small minds who have read it? They're eating popcorn :) Me > You've gotten random threats from people I barely know. Idiot > good to know Idiot > but if they got to know me better they'd change their minds CEO > Zedrik Idiot is relitively new to eve he may have a 9 month old account but he rarely leaves a station and mainly is here for the walking in station things hes basically what you would call a station trader. Continued further below... --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:38:00 -
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Me > That's the general idea Idiot...all we know is what we see and interact with here. Idiot > so why are you posting the chat log then? Me > All I saw was a poor schlub in a way too expensive ship begging to get his crap back. Idiot > I was acting... Me > Then offering violence towards me. Idiot > I don't want that crap Idiot > i was joking Idiot > getting you riled up that's all Me > /emote pictures John Lovitz going 'ACTING' Idiot > didn't expect you to take it so seriously CEO > A lot of the concepts me and you have experianced he has yet to or has chosen not to so alot of this is a side he hasnt seen yet. And being such his view point would not be the same as say a pvPer or a hardcore eve player. CEO > He likes creating situations and ****ing with people. Idiot > not true CEO > thats how he enjoys eve. Idiot > he's the first CEO > oh CEO > I thaught youd done this a few times CEO > My mistake Idiot > and probably the last... CEO > But yea people in eve tend to take things extremly serisouly because of the level of realism and indepth imersian when you get into the game. Idiot > I feel really bad that you're taking this way too seriously CEO > Dont feel bad. Me > I'll tell you what. I'm not unreasonable. CEO > Just accept that a lot of us take the game pretty seriosuly Idiot > but that's the kind of guy I am... I like joking... Me > And look at where it gets you. Idiot > RL is way too serious for me to take things seriously in game Me > You wanna joke..joke with people you know. You want to joke with someone you don't know from adam? You're going to get someone who doesn't appreciate it. Idiot > but I did tell you that I felt bad that you were taking it too seriously and offered you my hand in friendship Me > Because unlike elsewhere on the internet...you can get punched in the nose in here. Its just pixels, but its more effective than any other forum out there. Me > /emote shakes his head, "You do know that I'm going to post this right? And that folks are going to laugh their heads off at that right?" Idiot > I don't mind... Idiot > they're laughing at you too Idiot > it's all god fun Idiot > good* Me > So, posting the chat logs is cool now? Me > Not uncool like before? Idiot > it's uncool but you're free to do it if you want Me > At any rate..we'll be seeing you...in a while. Idiot > cool... we'll be waiting Idiot > you do know that the whole chat log in the beginning was me messing with you Me > Sure. Just like now right? Idiot > I'm not that kind of a guy man... I know the first impression was *idiot* but that's not what I'm about... Idiot > ask CEO about me... Me > No, now you're about paying me isk to shut up. I'll tell you what. Since it would make a pretty nice ending to the story. If you apologize for being an idiot on the forums. Or at least acting like one. And admit that yes, its gotten Me > you into a situation that you're not appreciating. Me > Then, we'll call the whole thing off. I'll repackage my stuff and head back to deep high sec where I'll continue my little war against improper mining procedures. Me > Speaking of which, youir guys should be doing secure cans in high sec. Idiot > I'm not going to apologise man but I'll offer you my hand in friendship so you can get to know me better and forget this ever happened Idiot > what do you say? Me > CEO: Is this guy for real? I don't know *anyone* who has been thoroughly rebuffed several times to continue to want to be my friend. Idiot > I don't *want* to be your friend man... you don't seem like the friend type... CEO > Ok let me put it to you like this Idiot is a bit freaked out about the whole relism thing and how serisou people take the game. He basically is being genuine and is a bit confused about the situation. he himself is a bit taken aback at the result of CEO > what happened Idiot > I just don't like that you're making this personal
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:39:00 -
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CEO > I dont think hes taking it persoanly per say CEO > like I told you on vent xercai theres a whole other side to the game you havnt experanced yet. Me > Its not personal...really. I'd have done the same thing to anyone else who said they were going to call in friends to whack me. Idiot > but I was joking... Idiot > you're welcome to venture here and die Me > And, how was I supposed to know that..how do I know that you're not just saying that to backpedal as hard as you can. Idiot > backpedal... why would I do that? Idiot > the whole reason I joined EVE was for WIS Idiot > ask yourself this Zedrik, what is it you want and why? Me > Right now? I'm on a quest to spread proper standards and practices through the universe. It goes along with the ninja salvage thing. Stuff in space in jettison cans are not good ideas at all. And using them for temporary storage, or for can baiting. Me > Are usually bad ideas. And, sometimes I can show people just how bad an idea it is. Idiot > fair enough... but that was the first time I try baiting... I wanted to learn the mechanics of that Me > Okay...now, I just blew your ship up..took the stuff...nice launchers. Me > And I get this conversation from the guy I blew up asking for them back. Me > Which is frankly, a *real* noob move. Idiot > fair fight man would be my response Idiot > but you were rude so I decided to mess with you Me > I said 'no' Idiot > you said that the launchers would look good on your merlin Me > Because you asked me why I wasn't going to give them back. Idiot > you were rubbing it in my face which was bad etiquette Me > They are actually on my merlin right now. Idiot > I'm happy for you CEO > reading this I think you both have set aoppinions about one another. Me > Oh, definately :) CEO > lets step back for a moment Idiot > I just want to start a new page with you man CEO > One sec Idiot CEO > Zedric Put yourself in Idiot's shoes. And Idiot put yourself in Zeds shoes. now with both of you switching roles and arguments take the conversation back up and continue it argueing from the view point of your oposite. CEO > this will give you an idea of how the other feels or thinks and let you see what it looks like fromm the other side CEO > Ok have at it. :P Idiot > ok... I would probably do what Zedric did Me > CEO: Can't do it because I never would have asked for my stuff back..would have thrown out a GF in local and have been done with it. CEO > Just pretend\ CEO > I want Idiot to see your side and I want you to see his. Idiot > me asking for my stuff back was a joke man Me > Idiot: Look....I don't know that, couldn't have known that, and its besides the point. :) Idiot > so what's the point? CEO > bAsically I find this whole argument pointless myself. CEO > You are both intellignet. It shouldnt come down to petty sqaubling Me > Oh, its very petty :) Idiot > it is... I agree Me > The main issue, is Idiot was joking with someone he didn't know...and is now finding it..uncomfortable. Me > And, I'd like him to admit this, and possibly promise not to do it again. Me > Because frankly, one day he'll do it to someone who will actually be more than a one man operation. Idiot > so you can post it all over the forum? Me > Actually, I was going to say that you should post it up on the forum. Then you can be quit of me. CEO > well if the isue is solved it shows you both working it out. CEO > so who cares if its posted? CEO > Honestly I think thats a positive thing Idiot > I'm not posting anything up on the forum... I'm telling you that you provoked me and that's why I messed with you but seeing as it got to you I feel bad about it. I'm taking this step towards resolving this matter, the rest is up too you. Continued --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:41:00 -
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CEO > Idiot wanted to try out a skill not knowing hed get owned and that people he shot at would kill him.Zedric responded in the typical EvE way "You truied to gank me you died **** off"Idiot unaware of this being the eve way misinterpreted> CEO > Zedrick not knowing about Idiot misinterpreted his misinterpreitation CEO > The **** hit the fan Idiot > lol something like that Idiot > I have nothing against you Zed... I just want you to understand why I did what I did Me > That looks to be about right. And now I just want Idiot to admit that messing with someone that you don't know is a bad idea...and that he won't do it again :). Idiot > I'll do that when I see the thread deleted Me > Threads can't be deleted. CEO > I message people I dont know all the time though..... Me > Only locked. CEO > I find it a rather good idea myself :P CEO > But yea I think you should both just agree to disagree and then procede to kill each other Idiot > I admit that messing with someone I don't know is a bad idea and think that you shouldn't do it again either CEO > until you solve whatever issues you have Me > Ah, you see Idiot..there's the difference..I *know* what I'm doing and what the reprocussions are when I do it. Idiot > in all fairness you can't expect me to be completely at fault here when you're the one who stole in the first place Me > You admit that you put the can out there. Me > ? Me > And wanted to try baiting? Idiot > yes Idiot > yes Me > So...you were basically asking to get pwned. CEO > He didnt steal Idiot you set a trap. he sprung the trap and instead of him dieing he owned you. thats just Eve. CEO > EvE is moral it isnt fair nor is it... nice. CEO > isnt" Idiot > I was in a estrel and he was in an iteron.. I wasn't going to survive CEO > Actualy Idiot > kestrel* CEO > You should have owned him Me > Okay..now here's where someone explains to him that under most normal circumstances, he's the one who should have killed me. CEO > But he was set up to spring traps and kill the trappers CEO > haulers are NOT combat vesssals CEO > they are transport cargo units Idiot > you're the one who always talks about skills being important C so look at the difference Idiot > 've only ever learnt the learning skills CEO > I am not denying that Idiot > there was no way I was going to win Me > I don't deny that either. But you didn't check first either did you? Idiot > and I knew that Idiot > I did Idiot > but I fired for the hell of it CEO > I am saying if you know you dont have the skills dont set the trap. if you know you cant win. Idiot > I could afford to lose that ship basically Idiot > I wanted to learn CEO > Then I am not seeing what the issue is really. CEO > or why this even became an issue if it Doesnt really matter ythat you lost it Idiot > the issue is he's angry that I messed with him by lying CEO > I.. dont think so... Me > And I'm not actually angry with you 'messing' with me. Idiot > so what's wrong? Me > You, threatened to send your friends after me. I am effectively saying 'bring it on'. Idiot > so you are angry that I messed with oyu because that was messing with you Me > /emote is having issues not stealing from your mining op here CEO :)
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:42:00 -
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Me > No, I'm not *angry*...you're missing the base point. Me > This is how it works in EvE. Idiot > If this is how it works in EVE then it shou;dn't **** you off to have a little PVP from my friends? CEO > what hes saying Idiot is that hes angry you threatened him with wardecks and merc corps. CEO > he doesnt care that you were fuucking with him Idiot > but the threats weren't real... you know I'm not that kind of guy C Me > CEO; I'm not even angry about that. He threateed me..I dec'd. Its kind of a reflex :) Idiot > so why then are you posting it all over the forum? Me > And it doesn't matter if the threats are real or not. You opened your mouth, said some stuff..and there's consequences for it. Me > I posted it because its *FUNNY* CEO > Like I said I dont care honestly I mean it will cause an inconvienience for us yes, but your also only one man and have to sleep some time CEO > :P CEO > so when you sleep we mine and when your awake we hunt CEO > I see no issues working around the deck CEO > so it doesnt really effect us at all. CEO > So I dont really care about it Idiot > it's not really funny... you look like an idiot who got played Me > Remember that exercise that CEO mentioned earlier? Me > About looking at it from my perspective? Idiot > the same applies to you Me > Then you should see that no...I don't look like an idiot. Everyone else reading it who has an opinion thinks it hilarious and I should keep going :) Me > And those folks have like minds to mine about how this all works. Me > Although Lady Spank will probably tell me I'm being way too nice about this. Idiot > and I don't look like an idiot either... that's why I'm going to stop responding to your comments until you look at it from my perspective Me > All I see from your perspective is 'I tried to joke with a random guy...But he's taking it way too seriously..why is he taking it this seriously...I even explained it to him and he's still taking it too seriously' CEO > personaly and no offense but I think arfueing over something this mediocre is stupid and makes you both look like idots respectively...... But thats just me :P Me > Quite possibly CEO...but hey..I'm willing to take that risk for a laugh. Me > Hell...I'm willing to get pwned by a 50 man corp for a laugh. Idiot > look at your response... it's patronizing Zedrik... all this for a laugh? Idiot > are you messing with me? CEO > You know you could just join us instead I mean honestly theres a lot of newbies that could use the experiance. And well lets just say theres a lot of neuts that come down to play in our 0.2 areas. Some experianced some new. Idiot > I agree man... it would be nice to have you onboard Me > Sorry, don't think I'd fit very well. Besides..I don't think I could be part and party of such a badly run mining op :) CEO > Serenity is new at the job its actualy his first day Me > At any rate...since there's no apology, the vote ends at around 17:00...incoming dec soon after that. CEO > in acommand role. hell learn Idiot > lol... you're funny man Idiot > maybe after the wardec you'd consider joining us... CEO > Well if he wants to get shot up and hes git the isk to replace his ships who cares. Im more then happy to put more kills on our board. CEO > even if it is the same person in BS's shuttles haulers whatever. Me > o/ Have a good one..its gonna take me a while to cut this up and put it up :) CEO > :) Idiot > Since it's war I'm going to post a reward of 100mil per frozen corpse Me > Oh, please do...put it up on the forums. CEO > supriseingly Idiot isnt lieing when he says he can pay that Me > They'll get a laugh out of that. CEO > ISK isnt an issue for him Continued: --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:43:00 -
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CEO > But Me > CEO: I'm not surprised at all... Since he's got a jita trade alt all setup. CEO > It will motivate the memebrs to hunt you and give them xperiance CEO > They can all use more isk hell I can use it too. lol Idiot > lol Me > Well..I've moved some stuff to the area so they won't have far to look. CEO > I have like 23 mil to my name cause I dump all my money into the corp Idiot > you still haven't concluded the contract C... I want my dairy producs, nerve sticks and exotic dancers CEO > Im guessing you like most older players prefer the smaller ships such as interceptors and asault frigs and SB's Covops CEO > I prefer assault frigs and interceptors myself Me > PS: Idiot..you should be more careful with your other alt. Xercsiss Idiot > that's not my alt Idiot > why? what happened? Me > I never understand why folks name their obvious alts almost the same thing and keep them around the same area :) Idiot > I swear that's not my alt CEO > Thats not his alt CEO > I ahve Idiots API key CEO > I help set his Eve mon training and stuff up Me > Seperate account CEO...they're on at the same time. CEO > I know Idiot in RL Me > But they rather suspiciously wander to the same stations a lot over the past few days. CEO > Thast not his acount Idiot > this is my slt Azure Dax Idiot > alt* CEO > well hell dude CEO > look at CEO CEO > theres like 20 Idiot > maybe someone just likes the name CEO > None of them are my alts CEO > or my alt account malcorian CEO > theres like 20 of those too Idiot > Zedrik it's the truth man... I have no reason to lie... CEO > but only one is mine Idiot > hell... next time you see that *alt* wardec him CEO > He'll be like wtf??!!!! lol CEO > Would be funny. Idiot > lol yeah... Me > We'll find out after this dec-train is over :) CEO > :P Me > At any rate..should finish moving this stuff. Idiot > how long are you going to keep the war-dec Me > Don't know yet. Idiot > do you need any help Zedrik? CEO > probably till he runs out of isk Idiot > if the war-dec turns out to be fun I'll even front the money to continue it CEO > yea you need like a ship or something or do you have enough ISK to fight and continuously die and replace the ships? Idiot > just as long as Z here doesn't take things personally CEO > And if you bring that hauler of doom out I want it on my kill boared :P Me > It might make a visit to the front lines. Me > It's done so before, and died a couple times. CEO > what you got on it anyway a turet and a neuet bunch of cap rechargers maybe shield resistances or armor tanked with a repper? Idiot > you seem like a cool guy Z... if anything I'm glad I messed with you... otherwise we wouldn't be having this war-dec and getting to know one another... after all that's the whole point of EVE as a community Me > But if you're serious about the ships offer...contract over a half dozen thoraxes, 1600 plates, heavy electron blasters, micro warp drives, warp disruptors, stasis webifiers, reactor control units, damage controls, and two dozen energized adaptive nanos Me > 30 medium drones. CEO > You like reapers ship. CEO > He likes the thorax also Me > And....a couple exotic dancers :) Idiot > what can you fly Z? Idiot > hehe Me > Its a shorter list to ask what I can't fly. Idiot > don't forget the dairy products Idiot > I'm still on cruisers... Me > I figured...even if you were in a larger ship you woudln't be good in it..which is why I brought cruisers and smaller down. Idiot > I won't be fighting yet... give me a week to skill up Me > I'm gonna close this...post it...finish moving my stuff :) Idiot > and I need to get out of this clone Me > Idiot: You'd best stay docked while I'm online then :) Idiot > no way... I want to fight too Idiot > just in a week when my skills are up Continued: --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:44:00 -
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Me > You don't have the luxury of choosing when I'll be fighting :) Idiot > I know Idiot > it's ok just as long as it's not in this clone Idiot > I have my +5 implants on this one so won't be coming out with it Me > Eh, just pvp in it..its not 0.0 and I haven't brough an interceptor. Idiot > you won't pod kill? Me > I'm not saying I won't *try* but if you get podded in high sec..you either made a mistake or there's something way wrong with your computer. :) Idiot > thats why I'd prefer to pvp in my other clone Me > I've run out of PVP clones :) Me > At any rate...g'night..moving stuff. Idiot > gn Me > o/
And..chat closes.
I'm probably going to go back and mess with that mining op. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 12:36:00 -
[25]
A few edits made up top to properly edit names out..missed a couple. Apologies to the possibly faceless innocent alt I may have implicated.... --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 16:50:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Le Soltueur Well Zed, a promise is a promise...
Convoing said CEO. 57 to 1 is bad odds. 100 to 57 is worse.
I do beleive that somewhere in our conversations I mentioned that 'Idiot' had gotten random threats from guys I barely know. Meet the folks I barely know.
This is likely to get messy..I think it might be time to get that other jump-clone I was looking in the window at without the implants. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 20:17:00 -
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Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 01/06/2009 20:20:50
Originally by: Bona Jan So Zedrik, just one question, are you hiring?
Sure...just a couple things to note..
I don't have a corp hangar, there's no health benefits, no ship replacement program, and you will be required to at a minimum run the occasional spot check for proper standards and practices when it comes to mining, and corporation roles are non-existent. (But, titles may be granted at the whim of the CEO, as long as they end up being practical or funny)
Amicably referring to our online documents when queried about your spot-check activites is encouraged but not necessary. Although a minimum amount of decorum should be maintained in any conversation.
I beleive that the headquarters are currently in Balle.
If there is a lowsec station with dirt cheap rent that would be useful to prospective applicants who may not be able to enter high sec but would like to enjoy the other side benefits of being a proud member of the IEEE, I may consider renting an office or two. Just eve-mail me and we'll see if I can't hook it up.
EDIT: Note, I'm probably a horrible CEO. So don't expect too much except for a thin premise for roleplay. EDIT2: As a side note...as a corporation right now we've got some rather kick-ass standings to several corporations, and a couple factions. So if you're interested in getting L4 mission standings to any gallente agent and most Minmatar agents, have a look-see..it won't last very long as folks join, but for a while jump-clones are available through the Fed Navy. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.01 23:35:00 -
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While I've been in the IEEE offices, sorting and moving the books around. (Yes, all of our standards and practices documents are hard-bound, we move them once a month or so just to keep things interesting)
A certain third party...who we will name 'Solty' for the purposes of posting chat logs, seems to have had a conversation with 'CEO'. He's sent me a transcript:
Quote:
Solty > o/ CEO > Evening Solty > How's you? CEO > What can I do for you? Solty > I'm a friend of Zedrik's. CEO > Pretty good dealing with a lot of issues but other then that pretty good. CEO > oh Hey :D Solty > This is going to compound on your issues, I'm afraid. Solty > I was moved when you told Zed that 57 to 1 isn't good odds. CEO > Im sure it will everything does Solty > so just wanted to be fair with you... CEO > well its actualy morelike 1500+ to 1 but yes.... CEO > our corp only has about 57 people CEO > but the coalition that owns this area is Huge Solty > and give Idiot one last opportunity to apologize on the C&P forums to Zedrik as he requested Solty > and we can make the whole thing go away. Solty > Otherwise, add about 100 to his 1 to bring the odds more in line with what we like to call "fun". CEO > Hes not going to. Persoanly I dont care if you hunt him or not. Or if you camp him or kill him repeatedly. Just dont be shooting my miners. they didnt do anything to deserve this BS. And shouldnt have to suffer for it. Solty > Well... see that's where this gets interesting. Solty > Zed's not a mean guy. Solty > But I am. CEO > I am aware of this Solty > And so are my alliancemates. CEO > as far as zed goes. Solty > Merc business and all that. CEO > you do what you want man. but you bring that force into the lowsec where we are and 100 extra people arnt going to help you against the coalition Solty > /emote smiles CEO > probaly make you a larger target honestly Solty > I love a good fight. See you soon. Solty > o7 CEO > but yea I like PvP I just dont want the noob miners getting killed repeatedly
I cannot guarantee that its complete...but its what 'Solty' sent me. (cue ominous music)
On a more personal front...IEEE has declared war. Will go live in approximately 24 hours from this post. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.02 21:01:00 -
[29]
War starts in about 2 hours.. Activity's gone down in the local area. Time to check with a locator agent or four to see where they might have gone. And I'm digging through the chatlogs for anything that might have popped up while I was afk.
Our Idiot tried to contact me last night during EvE's...issues. As is usual I've got most of their corporation in my address book so I can get a vague idea of who's online and who's not. So, conversations get piped straight through as a side effect.
Idiot > hello Idiot > how are you doing? Idiot > do you have any clues to what's going on? most of the gates are shut
Again, I must shake my head. He's asking *me* what's going on with the server. I'm going to be trying to kill him repeatedly in a few hours...
So I'm waiting...with a rag-tag group of ships. I'm either going to get stomped flat, or some people's gonna die...either way, it should be fun.
Now where did I leave that med clone? --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.06.02 22:58:00 -
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Last night...our friend the idiot was in Angur...Tonight, I run a locator to make sure where he is when...wtf. He's in Nikh.
Nikh for pete's sakes. All the hurf and blurf about being in lowsec behind 1000 people...and they're in a 0.8...yes..they.
I ran all the way over here in a rifter...well..war goes live real soon now. This aught to get real interesting real fast...now where's one man and his drake? All I've got is a badly fit rifter
Wonder what the local market is.
Me > You know what.... Me > I'm dissapointed. Me > Thought you were going to hide out in lowsec. CEO > wel considering were joing the allience here CEO > and its in lowsec CEO > we will be CEO > I never said which lowsec
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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So, my wife wants chinese...So I'm afk just as the war starts..a non-auspicious start.
Local pipes up while I'm afk.
Idiot > Zedrik, idiot! I'm not leaving the station. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Idiot > I'm just going to relax here in station. You might as well commit suicide Zedrik and trade your frozen corpse with me. 100mil ISK for it. Idiot > By the way, if you think you've spolilt my gameplay at all think again. I created a new account today that I'll be using to fly around. I might even add you as a friend and fool you again with a different personality. Idiot > In the meantime I'm keeping this character in station indefinately. Peanut Gallery > I think i can I think i can....... Nope i cant. hold. back. must be . A...... ARG SMART ASS....... its comming out! OH noes....... ah good i can control myself again. Idiot > :) Peanut Gallery > The deffineition of insane is doing the same thing over and over and expecting differnt results.... who is insane atm? Peanut Gallery > me of course. Idiot > Zedrik, guess where I am right now? Idiot > I'm flying around in Jita...
Right... And I get eve-mail from one of their 'combat' guys in system.
2009.06.03 00:10 Having fun trying to wait him out?
So I figure...right..time to find a locator..there's lots of guys out there. And if the man would like to play 'I'm going to stay docked and taunt me about it?' Then I'm going to play 'Gonna blow up your corpmates'
Fresh kill on the boards..its one of their newbies. Should tell them to not autopilot while at war. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Originally by: CCP WeatherMan Calling another player idiot or posting killmail is strictly prohibited. If you have a nice pirate story to share, remember to be respectful to others at all times.
Zedrik Cayne, please modify your post accordingly.
Posts modified, please to be going through and re-reading to make sure I didn't miss.. :) And thank you for calling my pirate story 'nice'. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Posted - 2009.06.03 07:50:00 -
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Recent update...
So I've been trawling the highsec route between the old place Angur and the new place Mahti. And in doing so I've managed to catch two of their newer folks, and miss one.
So, I've got me a conversation from one of the guys who has died. We will refer to him as New Guy.
New Guy > Good work man Me > Yessir? Me > I figured I'd catch one or more of you on the autopilot route :) New Guy > ya took me out :P Me > Remember...auto pilot==death New Guy > yeah. i want really on auto piolet New Guy > but any ways New Guy > how ya doing? Me > Have a good one...remind ThGuy when you see him that if he hadn't taunted me in local..I wouldn not be shooting at the newbies :) New Guy > sure let it be between me and you insted. why you want me to blame someone else New Guy > i dont even know ThGuy Me > Well..that's okay, you just died because of him...well..and autopiloting. Me > Didn't they send out corp mail advising against stuff like that? :) New Guy > so sure. i will tell him that Zedrik has an issue with people calling him names so he blew me up Me > Couch it however you like. New Guy > i am sure you are a pretty nice guy IRL Me > I'm a pretty nice guy in game. New Guy > well me too. and seriously i didnt insult you New Guy > i just started playing this game flying blind mainly and really not making any isk. i am not even 5 days old in game New Guy > and i am sure their are lessions to be learned and what not like not auto flying but i had a phone call from my brother who i havent talked to in 7 months cuz he has been in iraq New Guy > i know QQ more. but really bro. take your agression out on the upper people in my corp. not the guys that just started. New Guy > and you can keep my stuff. its worth a fortune. to me i just started. to you it probly isnt much at all New Guy > anywho have a good one brother. happy hunting. Me > o7
Ah, I love the smell of dead hauler in the morning. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Posted - 2009.06.03 15:52:00 -
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So the wife and child were not feeling very well..which means certain IEEE agents are up at weird hours. Like right after downtime.
Seeing as none of my new friends are online, I figured it was time to actually wander down to the lowsec where CEO was hanging out, and find that POS that they had mentioned setting up. Since nobody actually hangs out in a lowsec without a station, if you don't really have a pos there.
Holy mother of god are there a crap-ton of moons down there. Hm..Moons..mining activity, labs, faction towers, some horribly setup defenses on some of them. But in the short amount of time that I had to look, no sign of a tower owned by my new friends. There's ice nearby, so plenty of available fuel for the hoodie towers that seem to make up the bulk of the towers..but there's a hefty gallente tower presence too.. Wonder which belongs to my new friends.
We'll find out some time today. Because knowledge is power...and knowing is half the battle. (let's hear it for saturday morning cartoon philosophies of life!) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Posted - 2009.06.03 17:06:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenix Davion For the first time in quite a while I see a thread in CnP that is worth reading, and it hasn't been completely trolled and derailed.
I'm one of the types of people that does the mind**** with random people, which has led to me being told one day I'm going to get shot or stabbed, but seriously, he wasn't even funny, nor was there any psyche-trickery. I almost want to fund your war.
All donations towards the successful prosecution of this war and the other activities of the IEEE are graciously accepted. And as soon as I train up a few ceo skills like Ethnic Relations there are a few people who have wanted to join to help. When I log in next some others might be able to apply to join. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 03/06/2009 19:53:33
Originally by: Gavin DeVries
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
ThGuy > don't be an ThGuy
This is the best part of rereading it! Find & replace for the win!
Ooops and fixed. It was late and there was an awful lot to modify.
EDIT: And please folks, lets not get this sucker locked. I like my forum posting priviledges. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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When we last left our hero. (That would be me) He was moving around the enemy's populated lowsec. Waking up in my ship and looking around..wow..there's an awful lot of folks here. Fortunately, I'm in a trusty cov-ops. So let's hit the cloak and look around. (and, fix dinner, go afk, etc etc etc... So while I'm afk:
CEO Corp1 > hey zed CEO Corp2 > wow, zedriks corp ops are easy to organise eh? CEO Corp1 > yea i bet CEO Corp2 > not talking? CEO Corp1 > naa his whole corp is to busy trying to find us Goldenfang > Takes him awhile to muster up that huge corp he has. CEO Corp1 > oo yea CEO > Hey people Easy theres no need for smack talk just ignore him the Allience will be in here in a moment and ther already setting up a gate camp in Dysa on the other side of this gate so if he truies to leave hes dead if he doesnt hes dead. CEO > So leave the guy alone CEO Corp1 > fine :( CEO > hey Zed man what you flying? Neutral Guy > hey u guys running a mining opp? CEO Corp1 > not right now CEO > we were till zed interupted us Neutral Guy > lol Neutral Guy > damn nuets always screw things up CEO > Actualy hes a war target Neutral Guy > ah ****, nuet to me CEO > so if you havnt already set him red yto your corp CEO Corp2 > anyone in the fleet by him? CEO > hey zed man you come into the system but you dont fight anyone what are you doing here if your not going to pvp?
This is the point where I wake up :)
Me > Sorry, been afk...now what's all this :) CEO > We been trying to find you CEO > you were quiet Me > I've been watching you trying to find me :) Me > The directional scan is your friend..and mine too :) CEO Corp1 > so what are you doing here zed? CEO > Honestly when you said wardeck I expected some pew pew, but you just kinda hang around and hide and be passive agressive its kinda boreing. CEO > That or pick on haulers. CEO > Either fight my combat guys looking for you or leave CEO > we have better things to do then waste time on passive agressive hide and seek BS Me > Well you kind of caught me here with my pants down as it were. CEO Corp1 > wow CEO > On another note I've never decked an allience before how much is that costing you anywayes? CEO > and lol at the pants thing Me > Um..100 mil next week. CEO > WOW CEO > thats alot of isk CEO > But then im also poor so :P CEO > Norsk says give him the 100 mil and drop the wardeck and hell kill Xersia for you and give you his corpse CEO > Seriosuly CEO > hes the mining director and your ****ing up his op and hes ****ed at the situation. CEO > take the offer dont waste your money on another week of pointlessness CEO Corp1 > zed xerc is at jita go thee CEO > or that CEO Corp1 > so what do you think zed CEO > he doesnt care he knows this is not 0.0 so he knows hes generaly safe if it was 0.0 he wouldnt be able to do this passive **** because hed of been killed by the warp buble when he came through on the gate CEO Corp1 > lol CEO > Anyway I need something to eat CEO Corp1 > go eat then
This in addition to some private conversations that pop up that are less interesting. So, I've gotten the information I wanted, and swan out of local, and start hunting around...In the meantime..the IEEE has a new employee! He's already posted. o/
We went wandering, and noticed...hm...some of these new wartargets are actually really coming after us..(One of them in a Phantasm...like..wow) And, I garner a lot of sudden wife aggro..so I log for a few hours...
More below: --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.04 07:02:00 -
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So, when I hop back online...wow... lots of nobody online.
So I decide to refit my cov-ops a bit...and manage to *squeeeeeze* a scrambler on there. Its a Helios of Doooom! Add one hobgoblin, and we're ready to rock.. And we go roaming looking for trouble. And we find some. A pod wandering through space (wtf?) and...omg..another afk autopiloing hauler!
This one dies just as well as the last one, but this time to the mighty Helios of DOOM! But this one drops...loot..my god. There's a retreiver in there. And BLUEPRINTS! OMG THE BLUEPRINTS! TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE!
Well, they're mostly copies..but very, very nice copies. 10 runs, 80ME for the battleships. Originals for the rig bits, at least 15 ME.
By the time I manage to get a hauler back to the can, the retreiver is gone Darn loot thieves! But I'm feeling much better about my day today. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Posted - 2009.06.04 07:23:00 -
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While I was entering those last couple posts...CEO decided to get in touch with me. And of course, since he's in my address book, he gets put through most immediately. So I'm afk for the first while of this.
CEO > Evening. CEO > You Know I remeber you specificaly stateing you wernt going to kill industrials, yet that seems to be the only thing your fireing at. CEO > And when somoene who can fire at you trys to engage you you run CEO > Whats up with that man CEO > As an old PvPer your really starting to loose my respect for you. CEO > If you cant handle the allience here and the PvP guys drop the deck and move on CEO > No shame in it CEO > but dont be killing our industrials its dishonerable and makes you look bad as a pvper CEO > Only PvPers who have 0 skill and 0 ability kill an industrial. Simply because it cant fight back and theres no risk to them. I used to belong to a corporation that would specificaly target corps and people that only kill indies. And theyed wipe the foor CEO > with them. Why? because people who do what you do give a bad name for the rest of us pirates CEO > I mean comon you dont even ransome them..... Me > Oh..I'm sorry, was afk. CEO > its cool CEO > lot to read Me > As for 'why fight the industrials?' because they drop the best loot...I was happy to have not bothered with the newbie miners. But your friend had to mouth off in local again. In case he hadn't figured out that there are consequences for things you Me > say in the game...maybe it might become clearer. Me > By the way...nice blueprint collection in an un-tanked, afk, industrial autopiloting. CEO > My point was he doesnt care. You kiling our indies isnt going to make him stop taunting you because he doesnt give a **** CEO > All your doing is makeing a lot of enemies who could have been friends because you have an issue with ohne person Me > He doesn't care, that's fine. That's not *my* problem. CEO > No but you killing our indies is. Me > He's the one that's starting to cause you more problems. CEO > Doesnt matter we are not him CEO > if you haev an issue with him take it out on him CEO > leave us be CEO > or fight like a real pvp and not a *****. CEO > No offense CEO > But thats what the entire coalition of 1500+ people is refering to you as. CEO > your makeing A lot of enemies here and Ive tried to be your friend and at least be civil and cool with you Me > Well... I'm sure they are entitled to their opinion. I might like to PVP..but I'm not going to go all LEEROY :) CEO > lol CEO > Still dont kill anymore of our industrials if you want to kill xerscia go hunt him down. Leave us alone hes not even near us CEO > I think he actualy went to jita Me > Yes, I heard he's in Jita. One of your guys mentioned that. CEO > where you killed him the first time CEO > so what is you being here harassing us gaining you beyond a bad rep and a hole lot of enemies? Me > At this point, its mostly for the priceless conversations. CEO > well id be happy to have those with you whether or not you killed my people. Most of the poeple you are killing are less then 2 months old. If you want some good convos great again. No reason to kill our hauler for some stupid fued betwen you and xersci CEO > its pointless really. beyond you getting a laugh at the convos. This allience is not above following you everywhere you go and makeing your play time on that character useless as it will be spent 24/7 in a station with people outside waiting to suicide CEO > gank you if neccisary CEO > like they did for 5 hours earlier today CEO > So you know Im not threatening you that was there decission not mine. CEO > Like I said your makeing a lot of enemies Continued: --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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CEO > Like I said your makeing a lot of enemies CEO > On another note though thats the last indie you will be able to kill Me > Well...they can come on by if they like. I'm pretty sure most of you guys have locator agents and can find me. I'm going to haul this stuff towards Jita at some point. I'm sure that somewhere someone will take these off my hands. CEO > to bad you destroyed the more valuble stuff Me > I don't know...it hasn't showed up on the killboard yet. I like it when the board picks it up on its own. Makes sure I can't mess with the numbers :) CEO > I looked at the corp mail CEO > it reports all kills and losses CEO > The only reason you got him as a target was because he was moveing here form our old space a late commer if you will. CEO > he was the last though everyone else is in the lowsec CEO > so enjoy that stuff. Cause the rest of the time your paying for this it will just be your isk going down the drain :P but it is your money so yea. Me > An orca copy? Please say that's a copy :) Me > If its an original..I'm going to cry :) CEO > it is Me > *whiew* CEO > its a copy.. i think CEO > maybe let me ask CEO > yea its a copy Me > You are right, the best stuff does get blown up. Me > At any rate..its bedtime. Have a good night. CEO > thats why you ransome istead of killing CEO > you ransome for certain cargoes CEO > people are more willing to part with cargo then ISK CEO > and you get more out of it CEO > and both the indi and the pirate go there own way happy CEO > and you dont make enemies. CEO > for stupid **** :P Me > The guy was afk...no chance for a ransom :) CEO > no he wasnt he was in corp talking when you blew him up Me > That and he was running for the gate...I don't have enough CPU left over on this thing for a web. CEO > some targets you just need to let go. CEO > and get them later or jump through the gate yourself and catch them CEO > haulers arnt fast Me > Gate blocks you for 30 seconds on jump after aggression..I can't just follow. CEO > your in a frig you warp faster them him and could catch him CEO > its more work yes, but its also more honorable. and people wont sneer at you for it. Me > Nope..I think he gets to die if I can kill him before he reaches the gate. Me > At any rate..g'night.
And with that fair readers..its bed time for me. Stay tuned for more adventures of the IEEE. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Posted - 2009.06.04 13:06:00 -
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Page 6.75 Snipah!
Ahem...Please folks, let us not get the thread locked. As I would have to create another, and the whole popcorn industry for the week is depending on this to support it in these desperate times...
Think of the popcorn manufacturers!
PS: CCP...I know you're reading it..(well, at least Weatherman and Zymurgist) Can we get a new in-game commodity for popcorn? It would make this post that much funnier! --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Originally by: crastar
So much fail and so much win here. Need to get in on this. At least for a week or two, if Niss comes up with an alliance result, i'll move in.
3 edits later yeah, 11 billion isk hauler pop.
Those aren't originals..at least none of what survived were originals. (Well, except for the rig ones..but they are cheap) They are high-quality (ME80, 10 runs) but not worth anything near what killboards assume they are.
Sure, it looks pretty on my stat sheets, but its bogus.
And please, no killboard links. Anyone who is really interested can find it on their own --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.05 09:00:00 -
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So...I've got this pile of blueprints...what to do..I know..I'll run them to JITA!
Someone mentioned ThGuy was there a few days ago..might as well check it out. And I head that a way. Now, I'm still flying my nice little covops..because, you never know.
I get a couple private conversations that unfortunately, must remain private..as they are both epic and great. But it would ruin the surprise. But, wait! There's a war target in this system on the way...hit the directional scan and...there's a ship out there with this guy's name on it... a retreiver. Well, we can't have that now can we. Warp in cloaked, and sicc the little hobgoblin on the mining barge...die my pretty...*DIE*. I actually tried to go for the ransom, but my private conversation got rejected. How rude. So I have to pop his pod.
No matter..I flip the guy's can, warp off, cloak, and wait. Go afk. Local goes up, some wartargets show..then the number drops again..and I continue on to Jita.
Get to Jita...dump everything in station...and head back. On the way I pick up my new corpmate...And proceed to find..nobody. So what do I do? Right, let's fly into their teeth. Pick up a thorax, pick up the corpmate again. And its the incredible duo..thorax and caracal...
Unfortunately, two jumps before the 'home' system in lowsec they are cultivating...I get severe wife aggro.
Upon returning..I'm still in the mood for a fight. So, get back in the rax and head off to lowsec again. There's about seven of them in local..scanning about..there's a pest out there...a harbinger...mining cruisers...a couple hulks..they appear to be at poses. But hey..there's cans in a belt...I start popping them when the harbinger shows up at the belt..at 40km. I warp off..then decide that you know what...I'm starting to feel that they are getting their act together. Time to get out of here.
And I'm right, as I'm leaving, an arbitrator decides to show its face. 3 on 1 is starting to look like steep odds if they're all at least halfway decently fit. So I make a couple jumps towards daylight..and stop...camp the gate. With any luck, I'll be getting the arbitrator alone for a while. And yup..there it is. Let's sicc the drones, and MWD out to it. Its starting to be really dead by the time a vengence and a harbinger show up.
Okay, this could start to get messy. Time to overhead the world and take out that arbi...its the only thing with a point on me. It dies, still no point from anywhere else. So disretion being the better part of valor, and cowardice being the better part of discretion. I valiantly booked it.
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Another quick update..apparently right after I left the system...one of the locals managed to kill the harbinger. Thank you very much someone I'll call "The Rocker" until he decides to out himself. |
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Originally by: Jetheth Eth'ro Ah, dang. I logged about 5 minutes before Zedrik came back on from what a friend was telling me.
I'm hungry for a kill.. I've been searching routes between all the trade hubs, their old spots over by the eve-gate, and I can't seem to catch anybody, Zedrik gets all the luck
I know where I can find them, but every time I go over there it seems they end up attempting to camp me into a station, until local pirates show up and they all dock or run, haha.
You'll get one. I've frankly been getting lucky just finding people...I'm completely in the wrong area of space to have access to locator agents . And charging into the teeth of their lowsec is going to become less and less effective. Mind you, as long as they keep mining and hauling during the war, we will probably keep getting lucky. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Posted - 2009.06.05 15:46:00 -
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Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 05/06/2009 15:49:03
Originally by: RoCkEt X the rocker? sounds a bit... *haxors the censoring* G*Y.
(as it was me who killed the harb, i'm making the leap and assuming it refers to me)
and please, i'm not a local; thats a hell of an accusation. we're supposed to be civil in this board remember :D; so no insults.
i killed the drake before i killed the harb, but u never shot the drake, so ur not on km, after that they bailed. killing these guys is like killing NPC's, except npcs have better bounty and better loot.
and i just showed up because i was bored and they started smacking me. unlucky for them i'm not going anywhere soon :)
-RX
I'm sorry for offending you, although apparently the local pirate populace has taken a liking to my corpmate. I'm still not sure of who the players are around the area.
At any rate, good luck. If you'd like to hop corp temporarily to avoid those security hits give a shout..I'm getting my corporation management skills up as we speak.
I currently only have the one headquarters in Balle of all places...*Didn't know that when you created the corp, it set your HQ to the station you are residing in* One day I might turn into a real CEO. For now I'm just winging it.
(Heck, I might just have to start bringing some other ships over to this place. The one cruiser, hauler, and cov-ops may not cut it anymore) |
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Posted - 2009.06.05 15:54:00 -
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Originally by: Uriel Kharan Just change your HQ location, it's pretty easy. And best of luck to you Zedrick, it's been a great read so far.
I'll have to admit, I had to ask Solty where the corporation's bills were so I could pay them. . So it might be easy, the hard part would be finding the button...I'll dig around for it later and make my HQ closer to the war front in case folks want to wander over. |
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Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 05/06/2009 19:04:56
Originally by: RedSplat I don't remember reading past the second page..
Anyone care to summarize?
Okay..for those of you who are too lazy to read everything:
Cast of Characters:
Zedrik Cayne: Me! CEO: The ceo of our target corporation who has outed himself as Celestius al'Rhaytian. CEO Corpies: The chorus of other guys in CEO's corp. Defense Guy: The head of their defense force. ThGuy: The original can baiter who got blown up by the Iteron of Doom (tm). C&P: The rest of y'all who are eating popcorn.
ThGuy > Hey, how come you blew me up? Can I please have my stuff back? Me > No. The pretty launchers will look good on my rifter. ThGuy > Whine.
ThGuy sends a contract to me. Asking for 5 mil for 'reimbursement'.
Me > You've got to be kidding. ThGuy > I'm a gonna get someone to kill you, 500 mil! Me > Enjoy your wardec.
Later:
ThGuy > I was joking, are you joking? This is stupid, I'll just join an NPC corp..nyeah nyeah nyeah. Me > See you later. ThGuy > Its pointless to wardec me, are you stupid?
Even further later:
ThGuy > You're getting your alts to harass me! I thought this was over but you've brought this on yourself. C&P > HA HA MOAR!
ThGuy jumps corp..back not to an NPC corp, but back to the one he was in just before, heads back to their lowsec near the Eve Wormhole. So I have a chat with Defense Guy their defense coordinator.
Defense Guy > Sup? Me > Yeah, I'm going to be declaring war soon. I'm not planning on blowing up most anyone else unless there's problems. Defense Guy > Well, we're in this lowsec you see and we're allied with a couple alliances so it might go hard on you. Me > No problem, have a good one.
And a bit later with CEO and ThGuy.
CEO > Hi, we don't operate in highsec, live in 3 alliance lowsec, have a billion guys behind us and my pvp guys have been chomping at the bit for action. ThGuy > Look, I'll pay you to shut up. You posted the chat logs, not cool. Me > Okay, I'll leave your nub miners and stuff alone. We'll see you out there. C&P > Ah Zed, you're too nice. Rawr..Moar..Rabble.
Now, war's going to go live...and they've all moved 30 jumps out to Nikh. So I hop and go. When I arrive.
ThGuy > HA HA! I'm not undocking. And I've created a new alt and am flying around Jita right now (whee!) Neener Neener Neener.
At this point. Let's take the safeties off the war. Ooops.. Someone was autopiloting to their new home. *SPLAT* *POD* And then I go visit their new home looking for the pos they might have put up.
CEO Corpies > Hey, where are you...chicken..bawk bawk bawk. CEO > You're ****ing my mining director off...ruining his op. CEO > Hey, how come you don't fight? Me > Er, I'm kind of unarmed right now...
So, I go and arm my covops and discover another of their guys autopiloting in a hauler, full of blueprints (copies for ships, originals for rigs) *SPLAT* *POD* *YOINK!*
CEO > That's the last hauler you'll kill. CEO > And why you picking on my newbies? Me > Er, your guy mouthed off in local. CEO > The alliance will follow you everywhere..gank you if necessary...RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.
At which point, CEO actually gets into a forum conversation with all y'all.
CEO > We wanted this war, manipulated him into it. C&P > LAWL! CEO > I've got an IQ of 140. C&P > Snork! CEO > I'm Dr. Phil! C&P > /me dies laughing
So, I go to fence the blueprints in Jita...killing a retreiver on the way with my newly armed helios. And eventually head into their little den..manage to peel off an arbitrator.
CEO > One of my alts was there..you would not have survived if I had remembered to turn on my scrambler! C&P > LAWL!
And a bit further:
Jetheth> I got a kill! Yeah!
And that brings us up to date. Sorry for the long TL;DR...but there are an awful lot of pages to summarize.
(Events may not have happened in the exact order portrayed and an awful lot of stuff was cut and or paraphrased, read the whole thread for real lulz you lazy bums)
EDIT: to add Jet's kill.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.05 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Xianbei
Originally by: Celestius al'Rhaytian ...I just wish you'd actually un-dock and fight us sometimes...
1 guy vs 1500 (claimed)
and you wonder why he is using guerrilla tactics ?
oh and complaining about not having honor ? in MY eve ?
your tears are more salty and juicy than Xercia's
To be fair right now.. There are about 160 people in their alliance (Who knows how many are alts. CEO's admitted to at least one). And I've got..er...2. Nobody that isn't a little white star on a red background has seemed interested in shooting at me (or chasing me much). And people in local seem to be relatively friendly as I wander through.
So, our friend CEO may be exaggerating a *wee* bit. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.05 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Jetheth Eth'ro \o/ 2nd kill, We caught a Rokh ratting.
I'd like to thank RoCkEt X and the rest of his corp for giving Jet a hand and showing him some fun. I'd also like to thank our targets for, well, being targets.
And a personal note to Jet: RX and his crew seem to be examples on how to do it right. The way I persecute a war is not exactly 'right' and is much more likely to get you killed. (Its also much more likely to produce a high lol factor)
I'm not much of a leader, and I don't follow so well..which is why I ended up in a corp of one. (That, and I couldn't resist making the IEEE joke) See you guys online in a few hours. |
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.05 21:51:00 -
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Originally by: randomWTB
<snip> Fighting in a fight that you might loose or a fight you will probebly loose is 1 thing but fighting when you KNOW you will loose is prety dumb by anyones standards.
Dumb yes..but occasionally its Lulz Worthy. LEEEEEROOOYYYY! |
Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.05 23:24:00 -
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Okay, I should be able to handle 60 folks soon..so its wide open. Don't expect leadership from me, as I blow as FC and leader and will probably get you dead :)
But if you want to wander on over, form up some form of blob, and go looking for trouble? Come on down. (PS: I'm also prone to wife aggro, baby afk, and other such shenannigans)
Get thee over to Nikh. I will post over here when I've opened an office in the area.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 04:37:00 -
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Its further story time folks..tonight, not brought to you by me, but brought to you by my new corpmate Jet! It would seem he's been in conversation while 'camped' into station while I've been mostly afk/shopping.
Jet > o/ CEO > eVENING. wHAT cAN i DO FOR YOU? CEO > Sorry had the caps lock on CEO > what can I do for you? Jet > np, saw your post on the forums, i just wanted to point out which side docked just a minute ago.. :P Jet > and is NeutralGuy blue to you all, or did he just decide to defend whoever it was i about killed? lol CEO > yea hes a new player. CEO > NeutralGuy is semi blue Jet > come Jet > lol Jet > i see a pod :P CEO > ? CEO > yea Im geting my cmabt ship CEO > was in an industrial CEO > i'll be back Jet > either way, is warping in a pod very smart? CEO > It is for me Jet > really... CEO > Thats the difference bettwenn a new player and an old one Jet > right.. :P Jet > because an old player cant die in a pod, but a new one can.. ? Jet > just the laws of eve? CEO > No because an old player knows how not to get shot in one CEO > you can still kill it. true. CEO > but im not going to make it that easy like a new player would. Jet > just need a couple sensor boosters, and a pod would go down easily, old player or new CEO > Anywway where you at you want to fight or no? Jet > are we arranging fights? Jet > i like the fights that just happen the most, not arranged ones CEO > up to you you convoed me I figure you wanted to scuffle or something CEO > Zedrik doesnt like to fight me for some reason. not sure why. Jet > i mostly just wanted to point out who docked in that situation, since you seem to think thats all i can do Jet > i'm sure if he got the chance he would.. :P CEO > I dont hink thats all you can do. nor did I say it was. I just pointed out that generaly when your by yourself and someone engages you or you dont get them comming out of a station in an inferior ship and a 3 day old character you dock. CEO > Like where you at I'll come fight you now Im in a frig your in a caracal. CEO > lets do this CEO > or no? Jet > generally, the only time i'm going to dock is if i KNOW that i'm going to die.. Jet > if its 10v1, im going to dock Jet > if its me vs a bs, i'm probably going to dock CEO > eh just me and you right now Jet > and CEO Corpmate1.. Jet > in his arbi, unless he changed too CEO > well what he does is up to him but if you want to fight us in frgates im sure hell change to fight you fairly. Jet > 2 frigs vs a cruiser? Jet > 1 frigate properly fitted could take out a cruiser with not much problem... CEO > No i'll fight you by myself CEO > your friend <name elided> is in here also now though. Jet > yep CEO > whats he flying? Jet > zedrik is teaching me about pvp, one of his lessons.. "never trust an enemy corp".. :P CEO > Eh whatever zedrik also has no sense of honor or keeping his word. CEO > I do Jet > technically, you arent in a frigate.. so dont talk about honor CEO > and so do my corp members CEO > I am in afrigate CEO > its an asault "Frigate" CEO > and your in acruiser Jet > yeah Jet > and a t1 frigate can take a cruiser out no problem Jet > i imagine an assault frig can do it even easier CEO > I can kill a hac in afrigate CEO > I can kill a BS in acaracal though also Jet > an assault frig is a t2 frigate, normally you define t1 and t2 frigates, so you arent really being truthful there CEO > just depends on your skills CEO > your playing semantic games CEO > Listen you want some real pvp advice? Jet > from the mining corp? Of course! CEO > This is a mining corp yes. But if you look at my employment history you'll see several very nasty Pirate corps ads well as elitest pvp corps. CEO > I like to mine so sue me CEO > :P Jet > i dont have a problem with mining, i mine all the time too.. you'll see all my corps are industrial Jet > but normally, someone in a mining corp wont do very good in pvp :P Continued: --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 04:38:00 -
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CEO > Anyway. zedric doesnt know jack about pvp. he knows how to gank and kill industrials. CEO > Thats about it CEO > Like I said if you fdont think I know how to pvp fight me one on one. Jet > and thats my pvp advice? CEO > No ask me something about pvp. CEO > something you want to know Jet > you said you were giving me advice, i dont need to ask you? CEO > Ok lets start wwith that caracal of yours then CEO > What are you intending to kill with it? CEO > Me? CEO > An asault frig right? Jet > no? Jet > i know a proper frigate could kill me, why would i take on a t2 frig? CEO > Ok well first thing about pvp is you have to know what your fighting and prepare for it each ship has certain roles. CEO > A caracal is a missile boat specifical asault missiles CEO > it uses voley damage to kill things not DPS CEO > Balistic control units will help your damage its also a shield tank CEO > one sec Jet > mmhmm.. go on.. CEO > Next you need a power diagnostic system 2 or more for your shield tank CEO > in the mid slots you want your invul fields and a shield booster 2 small or complex or fqaction CEO > also a scrambkler CEO > and maybe a weber depending on your needs CEO > you can put assault launchers in your high slots or heavy assaults if you hav the skills and power grid gfor it CEO > you could put an AB on it also if you wanted speed. but youd be sacrificeing some of your tank for it CEO > In any case train up your sield skills specificaly. and your missile skills. and Engeneering electronics. CEO > and your energ managment and energy systems operation this will increase your capacitor and its recharge rate CEO > Cap stability is a must. if you can manage it CEO > this gives you a well rounded missile boat capable of withstanding the attacks of several firigates while allowing enough DPS to kill them. Jet > i see... CEO > pvP is 8-% ship set up. CEO > 80% CEO > and everything is always unpredictable in pvp you never know whats going to happen or when CEO > Dont ever go into a fight expecting to come out alive. CEO > you get over confident you will get killed. CEO > so never fly a ship you cant afford to replace or thats not insured CEO > or thats your corp wont replace Jet > mmhm.. CEO > Was that helpful at all I can look at your employee histopry and tell your not a complete new player. Jet > sure =P Jet > i thought ThGuy was in jita? CEO > he was. CEO > a few days ago CEO > he came back last night. CEO > he runs back and forth. Jet > he wont undock though will he? CEO > Honestly for all zeds ****ed at him I am suprised he never goes after him CEO > ThGuy rats and mines and a lot of other things Jet > because he wont undock? CEO > hes just smart about it. and Zed never knows or catches him hes to busy off looking for other targets. CEO > Like I said he Mines and he rats. Jet > oh, btw, tell CEO Corpmate2 thanks for me? CEO > so hes usualy not dcked unless hes afk CEO > The corp? CEO > what did they do for you? Jet > nothing Jet > it just.. Jet > he dropped some really nice stuff... CEO > Ah well I dont diliver messqges like that. But if you want to brag about your kill on him your more then welcome to. "personaly i find bragging about a spceship kill in agame a bit young. But hey whatever gets people off I suppose. :P Jet > i'm new to pvp, with less than 3 m sp and most in industry, when i get a kill, or assist in a kill, i brag.. lolbut i dont really see that as bragging, i just thought that was funny =P CEO > well pride isnt the same as bragging. I suppose a better way to put would be to Gloat over it. CEO > You killed him good job. :) no need to rub it in his face he has less SP then you do.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 04:39:00 -
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Jet > most in industry? CEO > No reason people fighting each other cant be civil and just have fun with it. CEO > Not sure I think so though. CEO > he just does ratting for fun and tries to pvp ocasiaonly Jet > i am having fun with it.. lol and i doubt he has most in industry, that force recon ship would add a lot to other stuff CEO > hes learning though CEO > OH I thaught you ment 'Other guy in alliance' Jet > its 'Another guy in alliance' or something like that CEO > Yea I have no idea who that is hes not in my corp Jet > hes in binary rift Jet > pretty sure he was a wt, but who knows, lol CEO > i think thats one of our allience members. CEO > maybe.. CEO > Your basically fighting an allience. Not just acorp. Jet > i know.. CEO > Oh ok CEO > So is zedrick planning on fighting us or is he going to continue atempting to kill industrials? Jet > i believe hes killed more than just industrials.. Jet > and the only reason he kills them is because he catches them on autopilot or something normally CEO > hes killed a frig or 2 that were mining. no weapons and an arbitor with a neut and no tank. CEO > I wouldnt call those good kills for a player as old as he is though Jet > is that his fault they werent fit properly? CEO > Persoanly I go after hacs and crusiers that are well armed in my frgate, CEO > Looks better on the kill board CEO > when you ahvea killboard full of indies and badly fit ships it doesnt show a that you ahve skill only that your good at ganking noobs. CEO > Nothing to be proud of. CEO > its why I dont gank noobs. CEO > Makes the corp look bad Jet > heck, i dont care who i kill atm, i just want a kill CEO > lol CEO > yea but for you it would be ok. CEO > your new to pvp and afairly new player,. CEO > Zed is about 4 years old Jet > zedrik can kill more than just an industrial.. you were telling me not to be so confident a minute ago, what are you doing? :P CEO > No excuse for him to just kill noobs. Jet > a kill is a kill.. CEO > Like I said he wont fight me CEO > "shrugs" Thats a matter of oppinion. CEO > Like I said I dont kill noobs. but thats just me. Its not fun for me if its not a challenge Jet > right.. CEO > I wish I could get zed to fight me though. CEO > hes not a noob. CEO > Would look good on my kill board Jet > ah.. its sad when all people do is care about their killboard.. CEO > Thast not all I care about. far from it. Jet > you dont really "preach what you say".. you were talking about this all just being for fun earlier, now all you care about is your killboard CEO > I also said its not fun for me to kill noobs CEO > then I said the thing about the klillboard. CEO > killboard iss a corp reputation thing. Jet > is it an alliance reputation thing too? CEO > I am not sure for some it is. I dont know about this one. CEO > these guys are laid back and like to have fun Honestly I've not beenin the allience long enough to make a call like that. Jet > if it is, then your alliance has a HORRIBLE reputation.. 55+ losses, 5 kills? :P, sorry, couldnt leave that one out.. CEO > Dude...... Our corp is not our allience CEO > and the allience has over 2000 kills Jet > not according to battleclinic.. but battleclinic is bad with killboard stuff, so who knows.. CEO > Who knows I know my corp alone has over 30. so that cant be right. Jet > according to battleclinic is 25 =P Jet > oh look, someone in your corp killed a rookie.. that cant be right CEO > I think battle clinic is wrong or not updsated right then. CEO > but still 25 is more then 5 kills for the alience Jet > thats true.. but still, your corp has 150 losses.. so it doesnt matter, its a bad kd/r either way =P Jet > i dont want to get to mean/ smacky here though, thats not who i am, so i'll close the convo before it gets that way
Soon...a local conversation that I become somewhat involved in! And, to tease, the conversations I couldn't post yesterday! --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 04:58:00 -
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Dear readers...welcome to Jet's conversation in local..I think the same station as the previous one.
Jet > o/ =P CEO > Comon jeth man come play. tell you what I wont even kill you. I just want to spar. Jet > if there is one lesson zedrik has taught me, its never trust an enemy corp.. :P CEO > Like I told you before Zedrik is a noob that has no honor CEO > I have a reputation to keep. CEO > He doesnt CEO > nor does he care about one or anyone else CEO > so while yea thats true fro him its not for me CEO > But if you dont want to fine. Jet > why should i trust you? Jet > give me a reason other than your rep CEO > I cant give you a reason. Just have to decide for yourself. Jet > ... Jet > so why should i come out then? CEO > I dont know I find sitting in a station boreing myself. Jet > a little Jet > but i can just go do other stuff Jet > is your corpmate just cloaked off station? CEO > On a serisou note man I would figure youd want some xp in pvp joining zedrick isnt really a good way to get it. I mean all he does is sit in a station and hes never around to help you nor would he I dont think. CEO > No I had him warp in to tell me if you were outside or not CEO > If you notice I didnt even target you. When I came out CEO > and I had plenty of time to\ Jet > i know Jet > i figured you were going to try and bump me.. ^^ CEO > No I was going to orbit you :P CEO > cause im bored Jet > so you really want to fight then? CEO > yea sure hows this a dual to say hull? or armor your choce. CEO > noether one of us loose a ship and its all fun. Jet > hull? CEO > And please no blues in the area interfere Jet > i dont have any blues here.. CEO > on your life bar you have thre bars CEO > no but I do CEO > I was telling them to leave us be Jet > ah.. Jet > yeah, was fighting that destroyer earlier CEO > 1 for shield one for armor and one for hull Jet > someone started attacking me in a bs.. Jet > i figured they must have been blue CEO > duals usualy go down to either armor or hul on a specific ship CEO > then end. first one to get it on the other wins. Jet > yeah... CEO > personaly I dont get any combat here. Jet > whats the point of a friendly fight though? CEO > so finding someone who will dual me is better then not haveing anyone at all to fight CEO > to learn CEO > about your ship about tactics to test setusps. CEO > without the loss of ISK Jet > seems a little "carebear" to me though.. CEO > well its better then sitting in astation isnt it? CEO > im a go make a safe spot and i'll invite you to my fleet so its just me and you. Jet > maybe ^^ CEO > noone can warp to us or intervien or cheat Jet > brb Peanut Gallery > is this system neutral friendly? CEO > Yes for the most part CEO > a few straglers like to pick on people but not any of our coalition. CEO > we are NRDS Jet > sorry, back Jet > i wont shoot you either ^^ CEO > So if your not a red we wont shoot you unless you pick a fight. Peanut Gallery > thank you for the answer I'm just here for the lvl 2's CEO > watch out for a guy named XXXXX and XXXXX though they shoot without care. they arnt part of us. CEO > XXXXX has a dread? Jet > who? Peanut Gallery2 > howdy CEO > hmmm could have used that to kill XXXXX in his carrier earlier Peanut Gallery > I don't know if I'm red to you but you are to me but I promice not to shoot cause I don't care what my corp/alliance say about people I make my own oppinion CEO > :P Peanut Gallery2 > have one of those too Jet > a dread couldnt kill XXXXX, according to him.. ^^ CEO > you are not red to me CEO > If rocket thinks his carrier can tank a dread no offense but his mental. My corps Msniper Maelstrom got him into half armor and thats just one BS Peanut Gallery2 > they are really good when you also have seige moduels Peanut Gallery2 > how has dysa been latly have been away for a bit....
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 04:59:00 -
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CEO > XXXXX and XXXXX have twin carriers a chimera and a thanatos theyve been causeing a lot of hell as usual Peanut Gallery3 > how many people are outside the station? CEO > A friendly dreadnaught Peanut Gallery3 > thats it? CEO > yep Peanut Gallery > well cause ya'll were nice enough to answer questions without treating me as a moron I bumped your standing with me so no more red CEO > Ok jeth give a few more mineuts after burnning in this direction and well ahve aplace to dual in. Jet > i still havnt agreed.. Jet > you have friendly dreads in system now.. CEO > Honestly Jet if you like the area you could join us I believe there is level 3's and 4's in the station anyway so your going to be here awhile. :P CEO > the dread docked Peanut Gallery > I was just thinking about asking about that Peanut Gallery > been having some issues with my corp Jet > doesnt mean he cant undock.. Peanut Gallery2 > yup have a good night boy's fly safe and fly true ...b===good CEO > Theres an office in that station from celestial construction and mining indyustries. feel free to put an app in if you want. Jet > lol, you dont ask much do you.. CEO > Celestial Construction and mining Industries Jet > be aware they are at war =P CEO > yea with jeths corp there a 4 man wonder :P Jet > i wont attack you, but if you join them, you are an open target CEO > he wont dual me Imnot even going to kill him. Jet > 4 man wonder is right, we've done quite a bit in damage to your alliance already CEO > no you havnt CEO > mining noob frigates and a few haulers is not damage Jet > i did 156 mill in damage with rocket earlier on JUST one ship Jet > and it was a combat ship CEO > rocket is a golemn.... Jet > we killed a pilgrim, rokh, scorp, and he got a drake after i left CEO > Thats not you CEO > nor your corp CEO > XXXXX is his own thing Jet > i assisted.. CEO > dont take credit for kills you didnt do. CEO > you wouldnt have done **** without his BS's Jet > i didnt get the final blow, but i assisted.. lol Jet > maybe not, but i still assisted, either way =P CEO > what your measly caracals 20 damage a hit? :P Jet > lol.. it does a bit more than that CEO > Serisouly though dude come dual me. CEO > Im bored Jet > i know, you've said that.. CEO > :( fine be that way stay in the station. Jet > who says i'm in the station even still? ^^ CEO > "shrugs" CEO > so you want a feet invite or not? Jet > sure? CEO > your already in a fleet Jet > yep CEO > So i take it that you dont want to dual then Jet > sure? CEO > then drop your fleet so I can invite you and you can warp to me Jet > why do we need to be out in the middle of nowhere? Jet > if its just a friendly fight? CEO > so we dont get disturbed and so the station guns dont shoot you. Jet > youre a wartarget, they wont CEO > Ok so other people dont interfere out of sport and decide to kill one of us Jet > you told the blues not to interfere, is that not enough? CEO > its not the blues im worried about its the odishonerable members of your corp and possibly those in your fleet. CEO > Im not one of the stupid noob you all gank. Jet > you call them dishonorable.. you dont know all of them, and do you see any of them in local? CEO > I know what they do and what they post, Jet > why should i trust you and your corp any more? Jet > thats right, i shouldnt Jet > and i can even SEE them in local, you dont see any of mine CEO > I see several neuts. But on the other thing I consider killing an indy an dthen dockeing up in a thorax when a frig comes to fight you dishonorable. Jet > lol CEO > why is everyone so scared of my Vengeance anyway? its a frigate. I cant find one person to fight me besides rocket and Im to small for him to kill. CEO > and hes to big for me to kill Jet > too small for him to kill? haha CEO > Ask him I faught him yesterday CEO > He even said he couldnt kill me Jet > right.. :P CEO > ask him
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 05:00:00 -
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Jet > mmhmm CEO > he broke up a gate camp killed a drake and a cruiser and then tried to kill me. CEO > we thaught it was funny CEO > But yea. a Vengeance doesnt Die easily. CEO > you should train for one Jet > rocket could kill you if he wanted to Jet > dont doubt it CEO > Not in his Golemn he cant CEO > Im to small to take damage Jet > maybe not in that, but if he really wanted to kill you, he could, easily CEO > Oh im sure if he wanted to get in something smaller but remember I have more SP then he does. Jet > how much? CEO > So it would if anything be to my advantage for him to get in afrig CEO > I think he has like 28 million maybe a little more. Jet > more SP, just like your 140 iq? lol Jet > HAHA Jet > he has way more.. :P CEO > "shrugs" whatever dude im not insutling you why do you have to go there thats childish Peanut Gallery > hello again people Jet > rofl, i didnt do anything? CEO > hey :) CEO > You made a comment about my IQ Jet > ahh.. Jet > well, truth hurts? CEO > and I know exactly what you were refering to you and I both know you ment it as a jibe and an insult Peanut Gallery > hey where I live the average IQ is negative Jet > nope, wasnt an insult at all Jet > was just pointing out you tend to exaggerate stuff a lot CEO > Like I said Jetheth it was a childish thing to say. CEO > For your information my IQ is 140. Jet > most people with an iq of 140 wouldnt go out telling the world.. CEO > Whther you believe it or not doesnt mean its not CEO > Why? because I cant defend myself when somene insinuates that im an idot? and have the IQ of a monkey? Peanut Gallery > guys comon can't we have peace and love in a civilized world without taking shots at each other? CEO > Id like to I was just trying to have afriendly convo and a dual and the dude starts insulting me. I mean serisouly all that corp does is kill indies dock up like Puss*'s and the talk **** in the forums and in local. Jet > i'm not talking **** at all celestius.. :P Jet > and not insulting you, not purposely anyways Jet > what you take as an insult i may not consider an insult CEO > ok then what was the intention of those comments if not to illicite a resopnse? Obviosuly you are intelligent enough to know that I would take offense at them therefore unless your an idiot you said them sopecificaly for that reason. CEO > Thus an insult. and said as such. CEO > On another note thats not drama BS you going to dual me or not? Jet > sure? =) CEO > Your still in your fleet Jet > yes i am CEO > leave it so we can dual Jet > nah.. Peanut Gallery > how does a duel work in eve? Peanut Gallery > sorry still semi new CEO > basically 2 people fight to either hull or armor CEO > First person to reach whatever the designated one is wins CEO > Noone looses any ships or ISk and you learn from it as far as PVP experiance goes Peanut Gallery > cool CEO > hes a war target to me but since noone will fight me or play with me especialy not from his corp I offered a non kill dual for fun. Jet > you talk about me insulting you, you've insulted me or my corp (and corpmates) PLENTY of times tonight.. so you have no room to talk Peanut Gallery > sounds like fun CEO Corpmate1 > jeth. if your afraid to duel him. come duel me Jet > CEO Corpmate1, didnt i try to fight you earlier? CEO > I have not inulted you at all. Telling people exactly what you do and what you admit to doing is not an insult its a fact as its been stated by you yourself and Zedrik on numerous opccasions Jet > its an insult if i take it as one celestius =P CEO > thats a personal issue and has nothing to do with me though Jet > exactly CEO > so I didnt insult you you just took it as such. Jet > so if you consider what i say an insult, thats a "personal issue and has nothing to do with me" CEO > Wrong Jet > wrong? are you God? no
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 05:03:00 -
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Peanut Gallery > Hey Celestius not sure how well my ship would hold up but if you care to and are online still after i finish this mission I'll duel you CEO > Cool. CEO > :D CEO > what are you flying? Peanut Gallery > trying to get some pvp exp Peanut Gallery > Megathron CEO > lol I dont think wed get anywhere im in a frig. you wouldnt be able to hit me but I'll dual you anyway if your like :D CEO > Just let me know when your done. CEO > I could get my alts BS though. CEO > he flys a domi Peanut Gallery > kk will do leaving system for mission and that's up to you I would like to test the ship out CEO > k will take me a bit to get him down here. let me dock up and go get him CEO > our friend Jeth is docked up in station CEO > he wont even participate in a non kill dual :( CEO > hey jeth out of curiosity what is the point of this wardeck if you arnt going to fight? and have to spend all of your time in a station? CEO > I mean its costing you 4 like 100 mil a week
Now..at the tail end of the conversation...one of CEO's corpmates jumps out in an arbitrator. Me and Vlad (Another new corpmate..SWEET!) are actually sitting on the other side in a dominix and an onyx. Needless to say the arbie dies pretty hard. We jump in at this point and hit the station.
CEO > Oh look the crowds here CEO > looks like we might have a fight Jet > maybe so :) CEO > anyone interested all 3 wts are in system if you want a piece of the action head to the station and zeds in domi Vlad > Nah, I'm here to talk. CEO > oh ok CEO > im not stupid CEO > you wont get me like one of your noobs Vlad > I didn't say you were. CEO > not you loki Jet > of course you arent, you have an iq of 140 Vlad > lol Vlad > If you haven't noticed, Jet IS a noob. Jet > thanks.. CEO > lol CEO Corpmate1 > pwnt Jet > some corp mate.. calling me a noob.. ^^ CEO > i tried to do a non kill dual with him earlier Vlad > well, noob as in not a lot of skill points CEO > he didnt even want to do that ;( Vlad > Why would you do a no kill duel? Jet > exactly.. Jet > thats what i asked Vlad > lol Vlad > I'll fight you one on one CEO, as long as it's no where near a station, gate or POS. CEO > just for fun cause he sat in the station for hours and wouldnt undock to fight me for real Vlad > Bring your Vengance. Vlad > Both your ship and your desire for revenge. CEO > when me and you are online by ouselves awsome but zed and jet there arnt honorable enough to allow us to without interfereing. CEO > But yea hit me up sometime. Vlad > Right, I'll believe it when I see it. CEO > try me ive spent all day trying to get jet to fight me just ask anyone in loal
And, we leave. Because I don't know about you, but chasing down something 100km off station in a domi is a pain in the behind..and I'm starting to get wife aggro. I'm sure that my corpies have gone out to find something again while I've been wailaid with my family... I'll find out in a few after cutting up the conversation you couldn't hear about yesterday!
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 05:22:00 -
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From yesterday...I get a couple of conversations from a couple of CEO's corpmates...names elided to protect the innocent...or not so innocent as the case may be.
CEO Corpmate1 > Have you spoken to your other member? CEO Corpmate1 > Jet or whatever his name is? CEO Corpmate1 > You there? You want to hear this CEO Corpmate1 > Zedrik... CEO Corpmate1 > If you want to win the war, this is your chance... Me > ? Me > Sorry, was afk...yes? CEO Corpmate1 > Ah right, was afk myself CEO Corpmate1 > I was conducting business with Jet. Me > So what can I do for you? CEO Corpmate1 > In the interest of you winning the war against my corp/alliance Me > I'm listening. What do you have for me? CEO Corpmate1 > I have the location of my Corporations POS to offer you. CEO Corpmate1 > As you know, <corpnameelided> has spent months saving to pay for it Me > Always useful information. CEO Corpmate1 > Its barely ever guarded, you get together with a few friends and destroy it. Thats an entire corporation destroyed by one man. Thats quite the deed. CEO Corpmate1 > Fortunately, I'm willing to offer you this, for the price of 200mil. Me > I was going to go back into that lowsec pocket to find it tonight or tomorrow. CEO Corpmate1 > The war won, for 200mil. CEO Corpmate1 > Its incredibly well hidden coincedentally. CEO Corpmate1 > I'll also inform you of all mining operations, for a fixed price of 20mil per op.
Okay, well hidden POS? I don't think so...200 mil for something I can find by spending some time?
Me > Its at a moon...While there may be over 95 in that pocket..all it takes is time..and I've got time. CEO Corpmate1 > Inform you of all ships present, and anything else you need. CEO Corpmate1 > Im willing to supply you with everything Me > I'm not willing to trust you. CEO Corpmate1 > Your corporation member was, and was VERY happy with the results. CEO Corpmate1 > I gave him the location of another POS, free of charge. CEO Corpmate1 > Truth be told, I hate my ****ing corporation and am about to leave, therefore. I plan on making money before I do. Know what i'm saying? Me > Hm..he hasn't mentioned it. CEO Corpmate1 > He went offline, this was all done tonight. Me > Tell you what...tell me where the 'other' pos is since you've already dished the information. Me > I'll go take a peek. And we'll take it from there. CEO Corpmate1 > One second whilst I find it. CEO Corpmate1 > Basically, while CEO is typing there's two people who'll be supplying you with information. CEO Corpmate1 > Myself and another member, CEO Corpmate2 will be supplying it Me > Link the name please? CEO Corpmate1 > Before we tell you anything, how much are you willing to pay per piece of information CEO Corpmate1 > CEO Corpmate2 Me > /emote hrrms...Tell you what. 5 mil per busted operation. Since I'm only one guy I might be on the other side of the universe. You tell me the region...if I'm close enough you give me a system and a belt. That'll get you half of it. Me > The other half if something dies. CEO Corpmate1 > How much per POS? CEO Corpmate1 > We have the location of an offline POS. CEO Corpmate1 > Which may not last forever. CEO Corpmate1 > We'll have to negotiate this quick Me > Pos info will get you 20 mil. 5 mil for the location..if its there you get the other fifteen. Me > One at a time. That's about as far as I'll trust you :) CEO Corpmate1 > Add in CEO Corpmate2 to this chat. CEO Corpmate1 > You've got a stealth bomber, you've got no problem checking out locations CEO Corpmate1 > Alright, here's a good price range. CEO Corpmate2 > Hello. Me > o7 CEO Corpmate2 > So you offering 20 mil per POS?
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 05:23:00 -
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CEO Corpmate1 > 70 mil per POS Split in portions of 35 mil between CEO Corpmate2 and I. Me > I'm sorry, this wasn't a price negotiation. 20 mil per location...5 then the 15 when its confirmed its there. CEO Corpmate1 > Alright, 50mil per pos, grand total. CEO Corpmate2 > Or, we'll settle with 40 mil per POS, plus extra small info, (if they any guards, who hang around that sector etc) Me > Well, its been nice doing business with you. If you change your minds you know where to find me. CEO Corpmate2 > Same for you. CEO Corpmate1 > Zedrik we've agreed your price. Me > Okay, where is one of them? CEO Corpmate2 > Wait, discussing it for a moment. CEO Corpmate2 > Price may not be worth the risk/work of this. CEO Corpmate2 > Give me a second. CEO Corpmate1 > .Aye.. Me > What work? I just want to know where the pos is without going to look for it :) CEO Corpmate1 > 40 mil total isn't it? CEO Corpmate1 > 5 mil for telling the location15 mil if it's thereEach. Me > Right, one at a time. CEO Corpmate1 > Deal. CEO Corpmate2 > So it's deal? Me > Okay, system, planet and moon please. Me > For one of'em. CEO Corpmate2 > Ok, so we've agreed the price? CEO Corpmate1 > Remember, this alliance has dozens of POS's. Me > I don't want alliance pos...just <corp ticker elided> poses. CEO Corpmate1 > <corp ticker elided> only has one pos CEO Corpmate1 > <corp ticker elided> will cost you more, as it's far more risky for us to divulge. Me > Well..you have my offer.. if you choose to let the information go. You know where to find me and my corpmate. CEO Corpmate2 > So, we agreed on. 5 mil for both of us? we then tell you location, and then 15 mil once you see it there? If it for our own corp. Me > I think you misunderstand..I'm going to pay 5 mil to the person who tells me where it is. Me > Then I'll dish 15 if its there. Me > You two can split it however you like. CEO Corpmate2 > Well, if you want corp POS'S, it not for 20 mil. CEO Corpmate1 > 20mil pails in comparison to the stations worth to you. 40mil is fair, considering out information is good. And we have information on guns, and what equipment is anchored around it. CEO Corpmate2 > Im willing to do alliance which support the corp via the POS for 20 mil CEO Corpmate2 > not the corps itself. Me > Look..if you hate the corp so much, just leave...travel to Dodixie CEO Corpmate2 > Fact is. Me > Get in touch with Suddenly Ninjas CEO Corpmate1 > For what reason? CEO Corpmate2 > Your partnet willing to pay us a little more. CEO Corpmate2 > for POS'S Me > They'll teach you how to make 20 million a night. CEO Corpmate2 > Mate, we hate the corp? It ****ed us over. We wish to do the same, but for a price. CEO Corpmate2 > We have informations on POS'S, guards, what bhappening in systems. CEO Corpmate2 > That worth quite abit too factions. CEO Corpmate2 > Like I said, as a starting trust between us and you, im willing to accept 20 mil for alliances SOP'S which support corps. Me > My partner's pockets must be much deeper than mine. CEO Corpmate2 > But not the corp itself, that double. CEO Corpmate2 > 20 mil - alliance POS'S CEO Corpmate2 > 40 mil - corp. Me > You've got my number...call me when you'd like to make some easy isk.
And I drop the conversation... They pick it back up :)
They pick the conversation...and I'm actually on my way to Jita at this point..tell me that there's a mining op..I can't do anything about it, so I'm not paying (they gave system and belt..I thought I made my instructions clear)
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 05:26:00 -
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The next day:
CEO Corpmate2 > Me!!!! Me > Sorry, was really afk there..what can I do for you? CEO Corpmate2 > Just thou CEO Corpmate2 > I;ll tell you. CEO Corpmate2 > <corp ticker elided> is collasping. Me > Great :) CEO Corpmate2 > I might aswell sale you POS aswell now. CEO Corpmate2 > since, their just taking the **** with all these wars. CEO Corpmate2 > So, how you wish to do this? Me > The pos is at <system planet moon>. Me > You told it to my other guy yesterday :) Me > Or was that <another moon>. Me > We went and checked it out. CEO Corpmate2 > Wait... CEO Corpmate2 > You just want corps? CEO Corpmate2 > Or alliance POS? Me > At this point don't care :) CEO Corpmate2 > Meaning, don't care about POS'S? CEO Corpmate2 > Or you wish to know all the POS;S? Me > What's the corp pos. Dish info..and I'll dish cash...5 now..15 when I know its there. Me > The corp pos that's not hte one I just named :) CEO Corpmate2 > Corp has too. CEO Corpmate2 > two* CEO Corpmate2 > One you named. CEO Corpmate2 > Another one. Me > Where's the other one...5 mil for the place..15 when I check it out. CEO Corpmate2 > Ok. CEO Corpmate2 > <system,planet,moon> CEO Corpmate2 > Five mil? Me > Hang on..just went on a shopping binge.. Me > Done CEO Corpmate2 > The tower is offline. CEO Corpmate2 > But the turrets are not. CEO Corpmate2 > Also, <system> is a warzone atm. CEO Corpmate2 > So, be careful. Me > I know..corpmate is there..nice doing business with you. CEO Corpmate2 > Is it there? Me > 15 will be sent when I confirm the pos. CEO Corpmate2 > Ok, im going to make sure myself aswell, double check. CEO Corpmate2 > Also. CEO Corpmate2 > Did CEO Corpmate1, tell you location yesterday for same price? Me > No, you guys told Jet for whatever he paid you... CEO Corpmate2 > ......................... CEO Corpmate2 > Seems, like the little rat CEO Corpmate1, two timing.
Turns out Jet had passed CEO Corpmate1 some isk and he failed to mention it to CEO Corpmate2. FUN!
And that's the conversation that I so wanted to post yesterday, but wanted to squeeze a bit more out of it...and now its with 20% more lulz. |
Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 08:05:00 -
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Corp office open in Yuzier V Moon 1 - Ammatar Fleet Assembly Plant. So folks who wanna join up may at Yuzier or Balle.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 19:06:00 -
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Welcome aboard what are probably the closing rounds of our little saga. This was the conversation that occured last night between Me, CEO and someone in the Alliance Executorship (dun dun dun)
CEO > hEY YOU STILL afk? Me > Just got back from afk. CEO > Ah k cool one of the executor corp guys wants to talk to you Me > Sure..bring him in. Executor Corp Guy > Hello Me > Hi there. Me > What can I do for you this evening? Executor Corp Guy > how're you tonight? Executor Corp Guy > I was wondering what it would take for you to.....go away Me > Dealing with plenty of wife aggro. It cuts into my playing time so :) Me > Oh...that's easy. Executor Corp Guy > haha Executor Corp Guy > luckily I do not know what you mean.....yet :) Executor Corp Guy > becuase to be honest, we have enough enemies and I myself always have room for more friends Me > I've been looking for a public apology in the epic thread of doom from ThGuy CEO > I think that applies to all of us. Me > And a promise that he's not going to '**** with someone's head' again. Me > And, I'd like to have an arranged podding :) Me > In front of Jita 4-4. Me > He can be in an un-implanted clone.. Me > That's it. Executor Corp Guy > So there is nothing I can do? Me > After both those things happen, this drops. Executor Corp Guy > becuase to be honest I have never even talked to this player xercia CEO > hes not on alot CEO > hes what you would call a station trader Me > I'll tell you what..you ditch Celestius's corp from the alliance. And I'll drop the dec vs the alliance and pick it up against their corp only. Executor Corp Guy > I do not have the authority to do that...I'm just a soldier CEO > hey zedrik Me > You've got my terms. Celestius says he know ThGuy in RL. CEO > If I could get ThGuy to apologize would that be enough? or do you really just need to pod him? Me > I'm sure a phone call or other such communication can happen. Me > Celestius: I 'need' neither of them. I'm starting to cart ships over to this side of the universe slowly.. I want them and that's what it will take for this to drop. CEO > I will get with xercia I just tried to call him but it wont let me from my cell phone he live in like sweeden or somewhere Me > No problem, I'm in no rush. Me > Texting will usually work even if a direct call won't. CEO > I just sent him a text hopefully he will be on vent shortly CEO > On the pod kill thing can you like do that close to here or does it have to be in jita? Jita is like really laggy. CEO > plus I believe hes curently docked in dysa anyway Me > I know he's docked in Dysa. CEO > Oh ok. Me > I'll tell you what..we'll compromise..Rens. Me > Its not too far. CEO > LIKE 30 JUMPS CEO > sorry caps Me > Rens is seven. CEO > oK COOL Me > So we have a deal? Executor Corp Guy > Can't promise anything Me > I will drop both wars as soon as both things occur. CEO > hey Zed Me > Yes? Executor Corp Guy > Becuase I'm not ThGuy CEO > If I can not get ThGuy to apologize and let you pod him will you drop the decs If I remove him from the Corp? Me > CEO: Not good enough. CEO > I will try and get ThGuy to apologize but he is his own person and I can not control his actioions if he refuses I cant make him do it but I can remove him from the corp and disasociate us with him. Thats is all I as a Person and a player can do. Executor Corp Guy > and if the fued is with ThGuy then there is no reason to keep the war with us going CEO > You do have my word though that I will put it to him blountly and do my best to make him see things. But you've talked to ThGuy and you know how he is. CEO > What I am looking for is a viable option which solves the issue for <corp ticker elided> and the allience. in the case that Xercsia proves... Stuburn and unrelenting. Me > Okay, I'll compromise then. I get an apology from *you* for harboring the man, even after I told you how things might go. Pod *you*. And you kick him from the corp.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.06 19:07:00 -
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CEO > I can agree to that. CEO > If he refuses I will write an apology myself. And let you pod me. CEO > will that work? CEO > and kick him from the corp Me > That will be fine. I don't want to see him back in your corp after this. Me > Or I'll pick this back up. CEO > Thats fine CEO > hEY zED YOU THERE? CEO > what do you want for the names of the spys in my corp? Id like to do a little vengeance of my own. I'm sure you feel the same as me about traitors to your corp. CEO > And I have to say your threads an awsome source of intel into activities of people. Me > Sorry, was with the wife ;) Me > And nope..no telling the names. There's one thing you don't do is out your sources. CEO > :) Its ok I know who they are anyway. We've been watching them for a few days now I just wanted a confirmation. CEO > But if your not offering it I suppose I'll have to find another way to varify it. CEO > In any case they'll be gone from the corp within 72 hours. CEO > so get what you can from them while you can. Not sure there pos info will help you much though Me > It depends on how fast the folks who wanted the information can get a cyno down there :) CEO > but if you decide you want something for the confirmation let me know. Me > If my intelligence is correct your'e busy taking it down now. CEO > Your intel would be wrong CEO > I just buffed its defenses up CEO > but it doesnt matter those guys you talked to know jack. CEO > we didnt save for months to get it adn we dont technically need it. CEO > Its a convieniance. CEO > and if its destroyed well simply put up another Me > I know that, and you know that. CEO > No big deal. Me > But your spies apparently don't :) CEO > yea lol Me > /emote has done the whole pos production/mining/lab thing. CEO > lol Me > Heck..I'm a pos gunner :) CEO > well if you decide the confirmation is worth something you need in the next 72 hours I'll be around. Me > I've got everyone in your corp in my address book..can check on my own :) CEO > you have all 64 people of my corp in your adress book? CEO > Does that include the 4 dread pilots and the carrier pilot? Me > I've got like 85 people in my address book now...I'm pretty sure I've got about 60 form your corp. Me > But they're not sorted by corp color any more so counting is hard. CEO > Ah ok, well if youve got them all your pretty dedicated.. or obsessed... CEO > I mean.. wow. CEO > :P Me > Its not hard...just hit every single one that you see. Me > It adds up real quick like. And you get all your friends to set red and feed you names CEO > Thats the thing though, the entire corp isnt in this area or the one you were at before. we have people in every races territory. Me > I've got friends all over New Eden. CEO > I see Me > I might be a one man operation, but that doesn't mean I don't have friends. CEO > well ok then. Just contact me if you want something for the confirmation. CEO > 4 MAN OPERATION NOW REALLY. CEO > Dman caps lock Me > Yup...just got a new one on board :) CEO > whos the 4th I've only seen 3 really. CEO > or is he not down here yet? Me > Moving down this way I guess. Me > Been quiet a while :) CEO > Hey who wanted the intel on our pos anyway, last I checked you all wer the only ones that didnt like us as far as things go. Me > Just some randoms :) CEO > Oh CEO > Figures Me > At any rate.. When will you know if ThGuy will play ball? CEO > As soon as I can talk to him proabbly tmorow I think hes assleep CEO > He hasnt come on vent or called or tected me back yet,. Me > Sure thing..like I said no hurry. CEO > Yes Im sure your having a ball with Rocket and them. Me > I'm actually winding down for the night. Me > Rocket is his own thing :) CEO > ah. wife agro is it? Me > No...wife's sleeping..I'm just getting tired. CEO > Ah well have a good night then
And the conversation closes...
This morning. I accepted folks into my corp...and then had to go. Now..what a storm. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.07 05:03:00 -
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An in-auspicious start to the 'real fighting' of the war. Had my thorax and helios of doom shot out from under me. I LEEROYD! at a phantasm because..well..I'd never shot one before And of course, joined in a fight between an a drake and a myrm vs one of my corpmates onyx. As it turns out, a helios isn't exactly really combat worthy...5 light drones from the drake really hurt :) (And of course, coming back and trying to kill both with a dominix and failing just adds to the failsauce of the day) I think I'm the only one among the rag-tags who lost anything.
In other news. According to CEO...ThGuy should be making an apology here tomorrow...stay tuned! (Or not, its kind of gotten blah.) --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.08 12:38:00 -
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Another day, another cruiser gets shot out from under me. (Okay, maybe thinking a vex could take a rook was being optomistic)
My corpmates seem to have better luck than I do blowing stuff up. Catching a hauler (who is still flying a hauler at this point near the front?) And some assorted cruisers. Even though I managed to nab a guy running a mission. (Thank you very much random people who have probes)
And today will be another day. Still no communication back from CEO or ThGuy. I'm starting to think they've decided not to accept my terms of surrender.
Oh well...lettuce continue :)
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.08 15:44:00 -
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Hot off the presses so to speak...a little bird says that there's a 250 mil isk bounty on my pod.
All my corpmates were wondering why folks would suddenly hare off to Nikh when I logged on. Now we know why :)
Currently, sitting in station with 5 guys outside...wondering wether or not LEEEROY! is called for.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.08 22:03:00 -
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Ladies and gentlemen. We are currently camped in, doing our darndest to annoy our foe Which produced this:
21:27:38 Notify <name elided>, you are an enemy to our nation. Leave immediately or be fired upon! 21:27:40 Notify <name, corp and alliance elided. But the same guy>(Rifter) has started trying to warp scramble "Ammatar Fleet Assembly Plant"
But, for those who are avid readers, you may remember Solty...yes, that guy I barely know. Well, apparently they've gotten over their current business and can turn their attention this way...
Solty > 2009.06.08 20:43 <solty's alliance> has declared war on <CEO's Alliance>. Within 25 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.For your convenience we have included the appropriate CONCORD War Rules: <elided for brevity>
Now...I don't know Solty's alliance very well.. Except. To borrow a famous line from 'Duke Nukem'..They kick ass and chew bubble gum...but they're all out of gum.
The provisio for me dropping my dec is known...and I would have hoped that before this point someone would have talked CEO or ThGuy into following through.
I don't know exactly what Solty's price for peace may be..but it may not be the same as mine. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.09 02:54:00 -
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I'd like to apologise to the 2 day old new folks who I'm rejecting. As I'm slightly concerned about spies because its more than just me anymore. I promise that I'll try to keep this up to date so you can all follow along.. And like one of my inspirations for this, Vladimir Norkoff said... (and I parapharase) Don't just follow me, if you like my example, do the same thing.
And he's right..doing is a hell of a lot more fun than just reading about it.
And while we're thanking people...Murder One, if you're still out there...was the original inspiration for the iteron of doom, which started the whole thing... :) |
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Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.09 04:09:00 -
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During closed door discusions and negotiations, the terms of surrender in our little affair were discussed.
Well, turns out that the apology and pod offer were made in bad faith. As my adversaries did not believe that the wars would end after said apology and podding took place. So they made the offer, never intending on going through with it.
Therefore, the offer is retracted. And new terms will be brought forth once parties on both sides of the table are willing to speak to each other again.
Sorry, no really amusing chatlogs, but I did promise to keep the details of the conversation private. |
Zedrik Cayne
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Posted - 2009.06.09 12:49:00 -
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Okay folks, please don't derail the thread too badly.
I wasn't even going to reply to the folks who don't like the thread.
If they don't like it..they don't like it. If its one sided, sorry, maybe the other side should post?
But it would seem the CEO has actually bought a clue, and decided that posting is a *bad* idea since no matter what he says, its hilarious.
And unfortunately that means that the rest of them have also purchased a clue and are barely talking. But, I do have some small one liners that I'd like to present:
While I was embroiled in conversations multiple..I missed someone on a gate:
CEO Corpmate > please new ship dont attackk...
While we are in an island of highsec in lowsec (Really, how the heck did that happen?) Camping one of our wartargets in.... Suddenly he shows up in a saber. One of my guys seems to have a hard time distinguishing between 'interdictor' and 'heavy interceptor' (This is in local BTW)
One of my guys > run for it ! One of my guys > run run run hic Peanut Gallery > Miney... i weep for your race Me > Oooh..that had to be expensive.
It exploded, I almost ran out of structure
More fun coming today. |
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